forget-me-nots and marigolds

my initials are nsp and I was born in the 20th century. Wait now there are fake accounts so you have to write more. Uh, I really like songs? Like the reproducibility of songs as this sort of thought of an idea expressing itself as “real”. Sorta like how a Shakespeare script isn’t the real art, the performance is, but each performance is inherently different and some would say, flawed. I’ve also seen captain America 1 like a weird amount of times, and like many types of birds

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Chaos Knights

[swarnpert]

ladies and gentlemen we have never been more back

[drchucktingle]

On a day like any other, Horpin Grills stumbles across an unexpected scene. In a store called Games Poundshop, a group has gathered around a table of science fiction miniatures, waging battles against one another with the roll of a die. This is Horpin’s introduction to Warpounder 40K, and he is immediately hooked.

Unfortunately, Horpin quickly discovers that his new hobby isn’t cheap, but a handsome sentient battleship model is pulling him deeper and deeper into the game. Soon enough, the two of them are intertwined in a hardcore, homoerotic encounter, one that will reveal more about this hand-painted model than Horpin could ever expect.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay Warpounder 40K model action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and painted grimdark science fiction miniature love.

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[lakeside-conservative]

Become ungovernable.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[crowcryptid]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[coldbrewpup]

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

John Blanche, from Warhammer Community, 04 June 2026

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Rest in peace, John Blanche. You had a truly monolithic, formative impact on both Warhammer as an IP, and the lives of countless fans and artists around the world.

[froggycakes]

paul dano i have the role of a lifetime for you

[chick-it-out]

when you ratatouille someone, it means:

secretly controlling their Movements 💆🏃

suddenly sending them back to a Memory 🥘✨️

rats involved in some way 🐀

varies by context ☝️😯

all of the above ✅️✅️✅️✅️👍

somethin else ••• 🤔🔎

Voting ended onMay 23

[ednastvincentmelee]

Okay I realize now that the second option is related to the chef remembering his childhood scene but at first I thought it was meant to be like “inception’ing someone”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[bovineblogger]

this thing is kinda epicccc