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@edolin
Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website
I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one
Peer reviewed tags.
Reblog today and you, too, can maliciously comply with facts of science.
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
beautiful
makes a horrendous sound
smells absolutely awful
is very fragile
tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND
"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me
Wait is that actually junkie behavior
usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
Would you pay $38 for a burrito?
Would anyone?
If no one would pay $38 for a burrito, then a burrito won't cost $38.
if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance
uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
HOW DEAD ARE YOU?
literally instantly dead
not immediately dead, but theres no hope
MAYBE you have time to make it to a hospital, no guarantees you survive
you can get medical help and survive, but itll be rough
youll recover and should be able to go back to a mostly normal life after this
not bad at all you might not even notice
somehow youre doing better now?????
you already dont have this organ
LMAOOOOO
"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am
This is a threat
the Ides of March grows near
Every single year on March 15th on my twitch channel I do a special run of New Vegas where I try to get to Caesar as fast as I possibly can and then kill him with a knife. Quite literally the highlight of my year <3