It’s Twilight Bitch

Everyone in the series deserved better than whatever bull fuckery smeyer did to them and that’s the tea

[edwardcuckenfromtwilight]

I don’t remember who said this, but to the person who thought of/came up with the jacob/mike pairing, you’re in my head rent free rn <3

[manny-jacinto]

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

[twilightbimbo]

[edwardcuckenfromtwilight]

I just remembered that one time I read a jakeward fic that was a bella bashing fic so I came up with the idea after the jakeward wedding happened (yes that was in the fic) bella got bitten and became a huge chick magnet and honestly that doesn’t sound like a bad idea—

[snidely-whipstache]

Angela, watching Bella take her whiny, manipulative ass ex bf back like the last 6 months (where she was completely emotionless because of how he gaslit her told her she meant nothing to him then left her in the woods) never happened even though she has a new perfectly good man vying for her attention:

[thecryptkeeper]

feel free to block me

[camelcrushing]

[the104yearoldvirgin]

Stephenie Meyer, someday: (releases Midnight Sun)

Us: AHHH!! FINALLY!!!

Us, 10 minutes later, realizing that she hasn't gotten any less racist or misogynistic:

[edwardcuckenfromtwilight]

Look I’m not a big fan of renewable as much as the rest of us, but the fact she and edward don’t have a father daughter bond like Dracula and Mavis from the Hotel Transylvania trilogy do is disappointing

[panlight]

I like the implication in this photo that werewolf drama is unfolding while Charlie is just patiently waiting for someone to feed him. 

[irrevocablyinlovewithrosalie]

Charlie: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

[emmaubler]

My understanding of this character from just reading joke summaries and Rifftrax clips is that sheriff Charlie just wanted to eat some good food, have a beer, be a decent dad, and go fishing but all these damn werewolves and vampires kept having their all their Westside Story dramas in his one small town in Washington specifically.  Poor mustache dad.

[chillcrafting]

[transenbyhollis]

Minecraft animals are peak aestheticism. Nothing has ever filled me with such simple yet total delight

[themightydeerlord]

[rorytelling]

Effervescent means full of bubbles wtf does this mean

[chillcrafting]

[rodrickheffeley]

[fullofbugs84uy894ujui9]

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

[beetlehorn]

supporting black lives is not ‘political’

[fullofbugs84uy894ujui9]

that’s actually a very good point. it should not be considered political to value black lives- apologies for the phrasing. ive deleted the original post but will keep this version up so as to preserve my mistake. @ all please rb this version instead.

we must learn to be better.

[edwardanthonyswan]

moodboard of edward using oil to sneak into bellas room to watch her sleep

[its-always-sunny-in-forks]

Really wish we had the Eddie Boy walking into Mike’s store to buy some WD-40 scene

[roslaeahle]

Mike:

Edward:

[twilightisgaynow]

when u ask ur crush to the movies and she brings along her beefcake best friend who threatens to kill u and then leaves abruptly

[vivienvalentino]

Bruce Wayne vs Joker THE BATMAN (2021, dir. Matt Reeves)

[amdeadinsyd]

brings me back to that post that said what if Joker was just a normal clown but Batman still beat him up

[babisaur]

new meme format!!!!

[morelike-bi-light]

Who here would be interested in yet another stupidly long AU post, this time about BenJacob, and how they and the other characters of Twilight would fit into a different version of ATLA where the waterbenders are the bad guys and the firebenders are the indigenous tribes?

[bellasredchevy]

Edward may be a simp but when he asked Jacob to fuck Bella on the weekends, the cuck jumped out

edward cucklen

[ginwhitlock]

The Cullen Clan  Family Archetypes

Carlisle Cullen as THE CREATOR

Esme Cullen as THE CAREGIVER

Emmett Cullen as THE MUSCLE

Rosalie Hale as THE STARLET

Jasper Hale as THE SOLDIER

Alice Cullen as THE SEER

Edward Cullen as THE HERO

Bella Swan as THE CHILD