Rosalie Hale‘s Girlfriend

Doobi || They/Them || 18 || sideblog

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

[ladistark]

[the-daily-laugh]

[effervescentvampires]

Emmett and Bella dressing up as vampires for halloween with dramatic capes, plastic teeth, and fake blood galore. They go hunting with the family crying “i vant to zuck your blood” before grabbing a deer, practically choking from how hard they’re laughing.

[lockzinhas]

[effervescentvampires]

you mean to tell me that carlisle has a net worth of over 50 billion dollars and yet he still lets edward dress like this

[palebutpaler]

a few problems i had with the twilight series

the series

[s0ngm1ngi]

If my lousy sparkly boyfriend dumped me, and then ditched me in a forest, and then Sam Uley came to rescue me, and swept me up into his arms and carried me home, frankly I’d never even think about Edward’s boring ass again

[carlislespotatocellar]

i’m just so BITTER that we never got to see bella heal from the trauma of losing edward. there was never resolution, any conversation, just “i’ll stay this time” and she accepts it.

bella deserved to have time for herself, separated from edward’s memory. she should have had time to sever her connections from the supernatural world that she never was supposed to know about, and to rebuild positive connections to the human world around him. she should have had happy memories of bonfires on the beach with good friends, of game nights with charlie and billy and jacob, of studying with angela and ending up laughing over something ben said, of late night movies cuddled with jacob.

bella deserved to fall in love slowly, not all at once attracted by supernatural beauty. she deserved found family, ones that weren’t constantly arguing about and belittling her opinion concerning her morality. she deserved a friendship with leah, bonding over losing somebody they both loved, learning to heal and grow apart from it together.

bella deserved love. she deserved her mother’s care early on; she deserved charlie taking care of her in her teens. she deserved friends who were there for her during her depression. she deserved jacob’s warm laugh when she felt like crying, she deserved his kind words when she talked down on herself. she deserved his hand in hers, walking through sunlit parks, tanning with renee in jacksonville.

most of all, bella deserved a chance to tell edward that he hurt her irreparably, that she would never be the same. she deserved to let go of him, to rid herself forever of the monster who, ultimately, took her life.

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

post midnight sun moodboard 🤪🤪🤪

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[effervescentvampires]

so when rob pat is in twilight he’s cringe and gross then twilight finishes and he says he disliked working on it and he’s a king telling it as it is and then he does the lighthouse and he’s weird despite saying he prefers working on indie movies and how he’s fallen so far from his twilight era and then he’s your quirky king who doesn’t know that tinfoil doesn’t go in the microwave and now he’s ur sexy beast king in the batman... hmm....

[effervescentvampires]

The very first thing Bella does when she becomes a vampire is actually coldcock Edward right in the face for all the shit he pulled in New Moon because now is the one time he could actually feel it. She doesn’t explain and Edward doesn’t ask because he knows that that was probably building for months + plus he’d be so proud of how strong she is.

[emmetslastbraincell]

Then they’d have some hot make up sex aye

[effervescentvampires]

oh yeah without a doubt

[effervescentvampires]

the real reason i can’t stand edward is because he’s a ginger

[cullen-collective]

Okay friends, time to reexamine your biases!

If you feel like people bashing Edward (for valid reasons) through memes and text posts and reactions to Midnight Sun are an attack on you personally, I encourage you to dig deep and figure out why.

I understand you love the character! I do too! But the evidence all points to him being terrible and borderline insufferable, so we all need to remember that! Almost every character in the saga is Not Great, so the fact that we have Twilight blogs at all should mean we understand that.

If we understand that, then Edward-bashing should not bother you personally. Because we are all already fans of a series that is by nature: misogynistic, racist, and biologically-unsound. Is it any wonder people find those things in Edward?

In conclusion, no one is attacking you for liking Edward. We are all attacking Edward for being garbage, as we can and should do for all garbage characters.

[edwardseffervescentsnails]

[bellasredchevy]

[kneelb4kesha]

edward every four pages or so: i want to kill bella swan i want to drink her blood i want to kill her i want to kill her and eat her

emmett, just happy to be here: lmao yes bitch do it!! live your truth

[paulxlahotee]

I HATE THIS FUCKING SCENE SO MUCH