Eggcracked

She/her - 24f - it finally happened 🏳️‍⚧️- interested in baking, moderately weird video games, and some other third thing. adults only please I'm gonna be weird.

[squiretilde]

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.

[squiretilde]

This really activates my thinking emoji.

[hellgrub]

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

[partisan-by-default]

You forgot the other two.

[lxii-mobageshiki]

[sadishguy]

if i keep drawin objects as robots soon im gonna become one of those objectum peeps

[huffslove]

[cat-mermaid]

look at that fucking gleeful "oh ho ho" shit face Ralsei makes if you turn off Flowery's voice clips

hater Ralsei is best Ralsei

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[localcoffeeshop]

my headcanon guilty party

[shroomzie]

Vote Tenna! (if that wasn't already very obvious from the comic)

[horygory]

The Thing (1982)

[miapcain]

[maeneiii]

ougheuhg stream arts

[wumblr]

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

[wumblr]

letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen

ingredients: 1 grain of dust.

step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust

[ralfmaximus]

LG and Alienware monitors caught auto-installing Windows adware

Redditor "Mags_Smash" recently complained about seeing McAfee pop-up ads on his PC despite never having installed the antivirus suite. He ev

Redditor "Mags_Smash" recently complained about seeing McAfee pop-up ads on his PC despite never having installed the antivirus suite. He eventually traced the ads back to another app that his new LG monitor had installed without his knowledge. After connecting one LG UltraGear 27GP83B monitor and two 27GN800s, Mags_Smash found that at least one of the panels had installed an "LG Monitor App Installer" via the Microsoft Store and Windows Update.

LG monitors are now installing unwanted ad-driven software via Microsoft Store & Microsoft Update. Basically, Windows auto-recognizes the new device then 'helpfully' installs drivers to make the thing work.

But the manufacturer is building ads into their stuff, which Microsoft blindly passes along. I bet if you read the LG TOS you "agree" to this behavior when you buy the monitor.

Note that it's not the monitor phoning home, it's a byproduct of how Windows self-updates its drivers. The monitor itself has no wifi or internet connection. There is nothing to block. It's also not Microsoft explicitly being dicks, as they're simply installing the manufacturer's recommended software.

[cult-of-lilith]

I wish I had a little fairy I could use as a fleshlight, small enough that I can grab them around the waist to move up and down big enough that with some magical help they can take my cock without permanent damage. Wouldn't you want to be a cute little fairy, your tiny whines and moans making my masturbation so much better until I fill you with so much cum it instantly leaks out as I pull out. The size difference made all the more apparent by the fact I just bred you so full there's a visible bump

[jenny-afterdark]

Some girl on bluesky called wolfgirl9million drew my fursona all sexy, how fun and jovial!

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible