Winslow's left tit

So my art account doesn't get cluttered with reblog spam. Doubles as a sketch account

[egon-ramblez]

BLOG INTRO WIP

Art blog: @mcdoodlez

[thehalcyoneffect]

well chat. it's come to this

I've made the decision to move to Minneapolis. My life for the past year has basically just been falling apart constantly with no break, and I need to get away from my parents to somewhere where I can set up a new life. However, my bank account is absolutely empty, and employment is hard to come by, so I need a lot of help.

Donate to Help a Disabled Trans Woman Relocate, organized by Mara Kingfisher

My name is Mara, and ever since May of 2025, my life has been falling apart aroun… Mara Kingfisher needs your support for Help a Disabled Tr

If you can't donate, please try and share with someone who can. I can also give my Venmo out if need be.

[spooon-art]

Outfits again!! For Plastic Man this time!!

[egon-ramblez]

Serving cunt

[three-semicolons]

Oh my god Wally is still mad at the Titans for Titans #100 almost twenty issues later.

He heard the stutter and saw the face and decided this was going to be his hill.

MY MAN.

[three-semicolons]

Bitch don’t talk to me or my best friend ever again

[tumblr]

The moment we’ve been waiting for 🥁

we're wrapping up our music month with the top 20 artists tumblr users are most engaging with based on user data; the musicians that spark a creative flame within us all. the music of tumblr wouldn’t be what it is without these creative masters of sound.

without further ado, the top artist of 2025-2026 was… Lana Del Rey! ever since "Video Games" dropped in 2011, Lana has been a tumblr mainstay. so ingrained with the girlblogging aesthetic, and with our platform, the lana stove is burning hotter than ever and we love to see it.

turns out tumblr truly transcends genres and labels as much as ever. must be a sign of the times...

20. Twenty One Pilots 19. Ethel Cain 18. Harry Styles 17. Hyunjin 16. SEVENTEEN 15. Sabrina Carpenter 14. Jung Kook 13. The Beatles 12. Bang Chan 11. ATEEZ 10. BTS 9. Taylor Swift 8. Hatsune Miku 7. Gerard Way 6. Vocaloid 5. ENHYPEN 4. Stray Kids 3. My Chemical Romance 2. TXT 1. Lana Del Rey

[egon-ramblez]

What is this rancid ass top 20?

[chellustrates]

been a minute but i missed my little guy

[egon-ramblez]

He's adorable 🥰

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[syzygy-yzygy]

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

[mysteryshack324-deactivated2024]

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

[coffeegymnast]

oh thank god i found the unvandalized one

[conservethis]

AHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHHHH!!1!1!!!!1!!!!!

[xladyseerx]

Oh my god, this is great.

What a thing to wake up to.

[something-there-no-wait-its-air]

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[something-there-no-wait-its-air]

My picture :(

[hungry-mongoose]

*spreads rabies*

[something-there-no-wait-its-air]

*orak is a voice. That doesn’t work on them.

[hungry-mongoose]

*sad mongoose noises*

[something-there-no-wait-its-air]

*stare*

[erikalynae]

My new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible

[aprillikesthings]

IT'S ALSO USEFUL IF YOU HAVE TMJ DISORDER

in both cases: always start on the lowest setting and wrapped in something soft!! if it hurts, stop!!

But, re: sinuses: look up a diagram of where they are, and when a spot feels particularly good or is particularly congested, hold it there longer. Definitely keep tissues handy for when it drains. Also it can help if your sinuses hurt like fuck but aren't actually congested (which happened when I had covid), but the effect doesn't last long.

Re: TMJ disorder: You can just push it against the joint, obviously; if your vibe has a small contact point you can REALLY dig in there (but again: stop if it hurts). But don't forget the whole area around the joint, around your ears, and up your scalp. There's a lot of muscles that tighten when your jaw is tight/stiff/in pain. Be especially careful when on a spot that's just skin over a bone without a lot of padding.

[downwarddingo]

vibrators can also help if you have restless legs syndrome! Especially ones with fancy pulse patterns. When my RLS is severe I tuck them behind my knees or wherever & can finally lie still & sleep. You might need to wrap them in fabric to avoid skin irritation ymmv. There was even a paper published somewhere called "counter stimulatory devices for RLS" that was hilariously vague about saying the word "vibrator"

[chicago-geniza]

Once again adding also useful if you have dystonia or any kind of muscle spasticity. I have cervical dystonia (neck spasms) and dystonia in my left leg that's essentially like persistent Charley horse cramps from my neuromuscular issues and bought a Hitachi expressly for this purpose lol

[crypticcripple]

A vibrator has been recommended to me to unblock clogged milk ducts for anyone that may apply to

[gothiccharmschool]

I learned about the sinus thing and immediately bought a vibrator for that purpose. And yes, it DOES help with sinus headaches. 

[digiweed]

I use mine to cum as well

[egon-ramblez]

I don't want to doubt this useful advice but having a ding dong on my face while I clear out my sinuses doesn't sound ideal.

Also vibrators and sinuses sounds like a cool band

[hellomoonsmoke]

[genderkoolaid]

its crazy that megan thee stallion is not considered a queer artist by some people. the woman is not shy about the fact that she finds women attractive and likes having sex with them. she references it pretty frequently in her music, she made a whole song about enjoying having threesomes with a woman and a man, she made a Jennifer's Body-themed music video, she had Victoria Monét full riding her thigh on stage at a coachella, and there's literally a video of a lesbian interviewing glorilla at a party & asking who she would date if she was queer and her immediate response is "megan. megan like girls!" and then megan turns around and immediately starts flirting with the interviewer. i don't know what more you want. that woman is Bi Sexual and we should all be thankful every day for that. bi women are still bi when they wanna fuck men too you know. the fucking of men is also done bisexually.

[genderkoolaid]

someone PLEASE call the gay people police !!!!!!! a queer woman of color is talking about being horny for women guys please we NEED to stop this quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[genderkoolaid]

does a bi woman sexualizing women in her music & wanting an FMF threesome make her a gay icon

yes

veritably

indubitably

its a requirement actually

Voting ended onJul 23

[genderkoolaid]

really good tags so far. also. just have to make this point:

meg's music in general is frequently very horny. when she includes her attraction to women in her music its sexual because when she includes her attraction to men in her music its sexual. she's a sexually explicit artist. you know. "your honor i'm a freak bitch handcuffs leashes" "hoes tryna get picked, i'm just tryna get dick" "mandatory that i get the head but no guarantees on the penetration" literally references pimping out men in her music all the time 1/2 of Wet Ass Pussy herself.

she very much depicts herself as a sexual subject and sexual actor in her music, someone who desires and chooses to act upon those desires with confidence and skill. and given how much intense misogynoiristic hate she gets from cishet men i think it should be very very obvious she's not faking being into women to get cis male approval!

so to assume that her talking about being sexually attracted to women and faking wanting a threesome with a man and a woman and faking having had and planning to continue having sex with women is her performing fake bisexuality to pander to straight men is laughable. and also disgustingly biphobic and racist. as with the original post, its very much an intersection of biphobia and anti-Blackness; there is no way for her to be a "good queer icon" to such people as shown above. this whole post could apply to Cardi B or any number of Black mspec artists, or just queer Black artists in general.

[celestial-fang]

Instead of the new dogshit Odyssey film you should watch Iphigenia (1977). It’s made by actual Greek people and focuses on a mother-daughter relationship to explore how women are sacrificed by powerful men in times of war. Also the main actress has the face of an angel 🙏 the whole movie is available on YT with English subtitles.

[thesecretuncle]

Me losing my fucking mind in Modelland

[egon-ramblez]

Clearly you can't survive Modelland

[phospadparadscha]

I’m reading modelland right now by Tyra banks and it’s so much fun. she’s so insane for this

[phospadparadscha]

please read modelland like it’s serious

[phospadparadscha]

that’s the OrbArena. Where you’ll battle in ManAttack. With Bestosterone

[izzymybeloved]

Work in progress (The visuals are a placeholder)

[sleep-tight-pupper]

forget "why were the curtains blue?" why were the chicks in green?

[egon-ramblez]

Because they were running the NY streets

[franklinn97]

Batman & Robin (1997)

Uma Thurman as Dr. Pamela Isley / Poison Ivy & Alicia Silverstone as Barbara Wilson / Batgirl

[egon-ramblez]

Who tf is commenting lmao

[gob-lob]

Found out about Wally ‘Midwestern Conservative’ West and immediately had to make memes LMAO

Discord got these first but I spent too long on these to not share them on tumblr too 😭

and bc I COULD NOT stop thinking about this of course I had to make a midwest-inspired wally west playlist,,,,

(I hate that Spotify doesn’t show the whole description so here it is bc i find it funny: Passing rows and rows of corn, not a house in sight. A large ominous sign proclaiming ‘HELL IS REAL’ casts a shadow on the ground. Your name is Wally West. You are not a midwest princess, but The Midwest Conservative (TM). You turn on the radio. Here are the songs you hear…)

[egon-ramblez]

HELL IS REAALLL