[sandmandaddy69]

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

Neither femme nor masc but a third more wicked thing....... Boring

[tlirsgender]

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[veradraven]

We clear the place out in 40 minutes or less and...be a lick big enough for us to sit back for a minute.

KEKE PALMER, NAOMI ACKIE, and TAYLOUR PAIGE in I LOVE BOOSTERS (2026)

[shnehollander]

“And there is, of course, one person who really made it happen. And that's my head writer, Ava Daniels. And I've been asked to fire her by the head of this company. I refuse to fire her. And not just because she's my creative partner, but because it's a slippery slope. A few days ago, I agreed to cut a joke I made to protect Ethan Sommers and the studio's interests. And now I'm being asked to fire someone I love who did nothing wrong.”

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[fluff-e-boy]

Do you think you could be trusted with the Death Note?

I’d start killing politicians so quickly you would not believe. I also would get caught instantly

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[furby-yeehaw]

*going to a festival that celebrates what has for a long time been considered sexual degeneracy by society* Oh boy I sure hope I don’t encounter anything that society views as sexually degenerate!

[alysmond]

FORBIDDEN FRUITS (2026) dir. Meredith Alloway

[ggirlism]

VICTORIA PEDRETTI FORBIDDEN FRUITS (2026)

[elierlick]

There is still time. It's never too late to transition.

[filmphotofranz]