throw your dreams into space like a kite @eillam - Tumblr Blog

What is dat *aggressively scuttles*

(via)

I still contend that this is, in fact, the best video on the internet, period. The sheer comedic timing. The knowledge that it cannot possibly have been constructed. The very human expression Pallas cats’ round pupils give them. And the backstory that this was literally the first footage captured by this camera in this placement, that this is the cat immediately noticing his environment has been changed and investigating with all the suspicion of a grumpy old gardener whose gnomes have been moved again…. *chef’s kiss*

#big cats #manul #manul cat #pallas cat

hawflake

curtisretherford

Reminder: June 16th is Captain Picard Day.

angstalottle

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

thewriterofawesomeness

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

exodushero

#this hellsite #(affectionate)

surii

BRENDAN FRASER as RICK O’CONNELL ODED FEHR as ARDETH BAY THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

@eillam

💯💯

“‘What will it matter in 100 years time?’

‘It matters now.’”

~Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

promethiae

“Here and now, we are alive”

-Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

datsderbunnyblog

“We are here, and this is now… Vimes understood it to mean, in less exalted copper speak, that you have to do the job that is in front of you.”

~ Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#wise words #gnu terry pratchett

aubrey-plaza

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000

bonus:

#tumblr holidays #miss congeniality

mckitterick

On April 13, 1985, Danuta Danielsson - a Jewish-Polish woman whose mother was taken to a concentration camp in WWII - hit a local neonazi with her handbag in Växjö, Sweden.

Update: The neonazis were subsequently expelled from the city, and a statue was erected in her honor.

This week 34 years ago, Danuta Danielsson demonstrated how much respect fascists deserve.

metapianycist

not all heroes wear capes

redadhdventures

I’ve seen the photo many times but never knew her name and I definitely didn’t know there was a statue in her honor!

#people being awesome #always punch nazis

derrygirlsgifs

DERRY GIRLS OFFICIAL SEASON 3 TRAILER!!!!

edoraslass

@eillam

#derry girls

neil-gaiman

Hello Mr. Gaiman.

I am in a bit of a dilemma: How do I convince my mother that this is really you? We've had a discussion where she was adamant that this blog is solely run by publishers and/or assistents. I responded that Tumblr is really not the bestest place for PR-work (too small and cozy) and that just forwarding the asks to you/googling the answers would be far too much work.

Regardless - do you have any idea how I can successfully convince her that the person responding is (at least in most cases?) Neil Gaiman? We have both enjoyed your work a great deal and I look forward to watching the second GO season with her.

Have a wonderful day and take care!

My social media is always me, except for Facebook sometimes when Dan Guy, the neilgaiman.com webgoblin, puts things up, but he always signs them so nobody thinks it's me.

Tumblr has, as far as I can ascertain, no PR or commercial advantages whatsoever, and after a decade of answering questions here, become a hobby, like crochet or beekeeping.

#neil gaiman #neil is such a treasure #this hellsite #(affectionate)

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

nylaporp

I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Because I am very funny

#tumblr holidays #ides of march

libraford

Hey I know that the ides of march isn't for another 11 months, but I have a good one. Wanna hear it?

libraford

Crimes New Roman

dragonkyngreborn

Cool joke!

libraford

I'm glad you felt inspired by the punchline! Have a happy ides!

#tumblr holidays #ides of march #i like puns

pretendusername-deactivated2021

Happy plagueiversary

#covid 19 #tumblr holidays

witchesversuspatriarchy

The early signs of a coven

kinglionheart

these are the best replies

#children #people being awesome

dogposts

Allow me to show you the dance of my people (via)

#cuteness #dogs #dogs are best

ragsy

have you pranced lately? frolicked, even? the world may be dark and terrifying, but have you tried skipping down the hall with your hands in the air going “wheeee?” it won’t change anything, but look at you go!

#this hellsite #(affectionate)