☠︎︎𝔈𝔩 𝔏𝔬𝔠𝔬☠︎︎

𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚒 24 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍 𝚂𝚑𝚎/𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚢, 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴 𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙿𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝚂𝚃

[el-los-world]

Helo.

I'm El Loco, but you can just call me El, Madison, Mad, Madi, Linda (my first name), or Lin!

Gender: Female, but I have the voice of a male

Age: 24 (Birthday being 🎃Oct. 15, 2001🎃)

I'm a podcaster where I read spooky scary stories! (I really need to update it, BTW.) I'm also a wannabe YouTuber and writer. Not really all that good at both, honestly.

🎤🎙️MY PODCAST WHERE I READ SPOOKY SCARY STORIES:

🔘Anchor

🔘Spotify

🔘Apple Podcasts:

🔘Google Podcasts

🔘Breaker

🔘Overcast

🔘PocketCasts

🔘RadioPublic

Other social medias:

⚫el_loco_14xd->Insta

⚫El_Loco_14XD->Twitter

⚫el_loco_14xd0->TikTok

⚫El_Loco_14XD-> YouTube

Extra: I suck ass at writing but I love doing it :) I love Resident Evil, Detroit: Become Human, Call of Duty Zombies, Hannibal, Wrestling/WWF/E, Supernatural, etc! I'm also known for being loud and rambly when I get excited about things I like. Sorry, not sorry.

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[stealingpotatoes]

and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[madeofmxxnlight]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame ?

[dankmemeuniversity]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[duncte123]

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

This is art

[voidsweirdthoughts]

THIS POST AGAIN after two years oh god, is this official tumblr culture yet?

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[screenshotsofdespair]

[lap-wolf]

honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[el-los-world]

This should be in

[thesituation]

the early 20’s are so complicated bc some people don’t fully grow out of being a teenager until 24 and other people are fully baked mature adults at 21

[chaserology-deactivated20260410]

how do i become productive im 19 and useless

[thesituation]

i don’t know i’m 26 and useless

[madsciencepottery]

You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[trickythedino]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[wrigglewormz]

I love having mutuals and going yeah you WOULD reblog that one wouldnt you .

[lilyofficial]

[memeuplift]