thanks, autopilot

nicky 40 transfem she/her (taken)

[beaft]

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

[acidhues]

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[ring2002]

no new selfies to post just wanted to remind everyone that i’m sexy and you’re just going to have to trust me

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Musical organs are named such because they were once believed to be internal organs of a church, which was considered a reptile for tax purposes under feudalism.

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[fishmechs]

[dykethang]

big if true tbh

[snapjaw-scavenger]

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

[apjvff]

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

[dreamcore-posts]

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[thetyrannosaur]

[xvesperrose]

i followed because of the massive dick but I stayed for the silliness and i have yet to regret anything

Just my goofy ass and huge schlong against the world xo

[theriverbeyond]

i think "turning into a pumpkin" is my new favorite way to articulate the state of things when I am at a function and very overstimulated and it feels like my brain is melting. it's like no i can't be a person anymore i have to leave i'm turning into the pumpkin. the time is up yeah i gotta go. yeah see u later. pumpkin time.

[yuriartillery]

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

[enith-derogatory]

Just kiss already

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth