Earth Warrior

~ Books fall open, you fall in. ~ Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[miggylol]

#trying to draw cars from memory

[cosmicyeehaw]

Me trying to draw ¾ view

[helico-ptera-umbrarum-deactivat]

Wow, I HATE this

[promisenightlight]

ON

[monthlycat]

I made a Good omens nails design

Here’s the nail palette

Feel free to use it!

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[hiringdreamers-deactivated20200]

Milk is $15

[captaindeadpoet]

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

[bluesey-182]

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

[sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d]

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

[asymbina]

I think his face is just tentacles.

[kakaphoe]

The blind man has gills.

[of-another-broken-heart]

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

[a-small-bowl-of-noodles]

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

[schiwalker]

AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH

[starafterdeath]

Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.

[catchymemes]

[demilypyro]

Monetizing tumblr is easy, just give it to anthropologists so they can monitor all the bullshit subcultures

[demilypyro]

Some 14 year old: I think my imaginary friend should have the right to vote

Some 39 year old: I agree completely

Guy in a lab coat: *can't fucking write fast enough*

[fatgrowlithe]

[sofasofia]

Date Night!

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[runfastsmokegrasseatass-deactiv]

:O

[penguinpaints]

*softly touches the ground* this place is……. ancient…

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[runfastsmokegrasseatass-deactiv]

:O

[penguinpaints]

*softly touches the ground* this place is……. ancient…

[worm-tv]

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[muchymozzarella]

Here’s an article as recent as 2018 noting the advice https://www.reuters.com/article/us-sweden-forcedmarriage-airport/swedish-girls-fearing-forced-marriage-told-to-hide-spoon-in-underwear-idUSKCN1IM1KU

[keeweelemon]

thousands of christians petitioning the wrong company to cancel good omens has the same energy as aziraphale and crowley watching over the wrong kid for 11 years

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.

[andhumanslovedstories]

You guys sound like you know what you’re talking about but I’m gonna touch it every twenty minutes just to be sure

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’ve put this canvas to age in the basement like a fine wine, along another recent masterpiece of mine “I put the paint on me hand and I slap the canvas like a bongo”

[andhumanslovedstories]

Paint slapped on 6/9, as of 6/22 (I mean actually it was a couple days ago but I didn’t fully check the dryness then so I can’t be sure):

It is rubbery feeling and the peaks of paint move when you flick them. The texture is not at ALL what I expected tbh and it makes me excited to try a different experiment, thick brush strokes, you know, those mad thicc ones that swirl real good

Here’s an additional shot with my coffee cup for a further sense of scale so people will understand that these canvases are small and therefore stop sending me asks about my supposedly gorilla sized hands, you bastards, you rotten bastards scared of the hands your minds gave me

[soil-solace-deactivated20210207]

I don’t know shit about art but isn’t this like a great example of art that pushes the boundaries of what art is? Like you’ve got your canvas with paint on it, but your reason for putting the paint there is totally different than why most people put paint on stuff. It’s like a study on texture or something.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

haggis, lord farquad, and…

marty the blob

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

MARTY THE BLOB

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

this is the most important thing i have seen all my life

[spartak1985]

Ladies of MARVEL 👊👊

[marvellouslymadmim]

This is some absolutely brilliant editing, y'all.

[mcuobssession]

the FLAVOR

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

iceland in eurovision 2019 (colorised)

[kingwhitethorn]

At 3am:

Aelin: can centaurs slap

their own ass to go faster?

Rowan: I’m going to give

you oNE MORE FUCKING CHANCE