lil lizard in a big world

i have no idea whats going on

[elithedndyke]

Me, now that it’s cancer season

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[karman4e]

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

[tahkibk]

Uh..

Someone please explain wtf with wrong with all the animal faces in the Mowgli thing on Netflix?  Trying to put human features on them makes it SUPER uncanny fucking valley and nightmare fuel.  

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU CAT THIS IS

2016 movie looked so much better…what happened!? Sorry, I’m browsing netflix and everytime that trailer comes out, I twitch.

[wingleader]

I just… all i can think of… is…

[andys-not-a-dad]

[yo-its-matt]

[liamgallagherspiscesmoon]

Disney/Nickelodeon characters that should’ve been lesbians moodboard

[mitski-miyawakis]

sonny munroe?

vanessa doofenschmirtz??

shego???

stevie nichols (wizards of waverly place)???

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

POWERFUL LESBIAN ENERGY

[alwaysfrowningslightly]

Thats literally Hayley Kiyoko

[bloodbending]

god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob

[pisboy]

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

[pisboy]

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

[prettycryptid]

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

[ethermaster-blog]

If you think Deadpool wouldn’t be all over middle-aged dad spider with a gut than youre out of your fucking gourd mate lmao.

[stoic-rose]

Deadpool: So… I hear you’re on the rebound.

Peter B. Parker: Wade, I swear to god-

[abominationblueberry]

🤣

Let’s be honest. Deadpool would be all over Spidey even if he was pushing sixty, grey, with a bad back and receeding hairline.

[djhinnwe]

The only time Deadpool would not be all over Spidey is while Spidey’s underage.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[ironpour]

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[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Could an vaccinated person do this? *dies of illness I could have got treated for at Walmart*

[arbane235]

Do it again!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*dies again to raucous applause*

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Give the gift of your absence to those who do not appreciate your presence.”

— Unknown

[heystephen]

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

Representation Matters

[fightbee]

I’m a preschool teacher and theres a black boy in my class named Miles and when I showed him the trailer he got SO excited, everytime I see him I say what’s up spiderman and he practically yells “IM SPIDERMAN!!!!” With the biggest smile on his face. Representation DOES matter and I’m happy that my kids are able to see more people who look like us in positive media :’)

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

Same thing happened with my daughter when was 7 and Annie came out. All of a sudden she wanted to go to Broadway to try out for the lead role. We had seen the original one several times but it never occurred to her that she could be any too. One more time for the cheap seats

[oftimelordsandwizards]

I work at a bookstore and a few weeks ago a little black boy came in wearing a spider-man shirt. I asked him who his favorite spider man was. He replied Peter Parker. I told him mine was Miles.He didn’t know who Miles was so I took him to see the cover of a book with Miles on it. I watched a look of confusion come over his face. He looked up at me and said. “But he is black.” I said “Yeah. Spider-man is black is those comics.” His eyes got big and he grabbed the comics from my hand before running off yelling. “Mom! Mom! Spider-man looks like me! Spider-man looks like me!”

[galaxygerm103]

This is a wholesome post and i am smiling very wide from imagining how happy these children must have been and still are. Like…this is adorable. Representation matters. Pass it on

[barley-and-rye-deactivated20260]

oh my god my heart that kid finding miles for the first time oh my god 

[givemerainbowfire]

And it was such a BIG part of that movie too, that ANYONE can where the mask. You’re a nazi-punching noir detective? Spiderman. You’re a highschool girl with an undercut and a knack for acrobatics (who also happens to have the coolest suit in my opinion)? Spiderwoman. You’re a black boy from Brooklyn who grew up speaking English and Spanish and a dream of belonging to/doing something bigger? Spiderman. You’re a fucking pig? Get your ass in gear, bitch, you’re Spiderham. ANYONE can be Spiderman, ANYONE can be a superhero, and EVERYONE is capable of incredible acts of kindness and heroism. In the words of my favorite Spiderman,

“Anyone can wear the mask. YOU can wear the mask.”

[fuertecito]

I’ve been laughing for the past two hours

[milky-katzchen]

ASS

[weaksorry]

u know when someone rly just makes ur whole heart melt with love  .. that’s the Mood