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[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[senatortedcruz]

I am a beautiful woman and I deserve to eat two enormous pastries before 9 am

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[supermodelcats]

[super-metroid]

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

[averysoftsheep]

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

[roach-works]

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

[fadeverb]

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

[heroofthreefaces]

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

[trickstertime]

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

[cat-with-no-name]

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

[marlynnofmany]

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1995-1996 Saturn SC2

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[glowcowboy]

without arts & crafts we are in hell

[inthefallofasparrow]

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

[parlaypeach]

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

[supercoolclouds]

[kidlit-queen-competition]

op sorry for my piss on the poor reading comprehension but when u said "trains came from the mines" in that post i thought we just like. found them down there.

Oh yeah nah that's how it happened. In our hubris we dug too deep and found beasts of fire and iron, you know how it is.

[memorycycle]

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

[onceiwashere]

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

[onceiwashere]

sometimes i really do like it here

[edgar-allan-possum]

Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one

[curly-cottage-girl]

Manwhore it is then

[edgar-allan-possum]

Ma'am, please. That's not me.

[curly-cottage-girl]

Malewife?

[edgar-allan-possum]