Stranger Things meets it - headcannon
I know people have said this before about how Richie and Mike will generally hate each other if they met, but I think they would honestly just bicker or mostly roast each other like some sibling relationships, kind of like Max and Mike's relationship but far more aggressive. Everyone who has seen It knows that Richie is very sarcastic and sassy and so can Mike. I have a feeling that they would compare their trauma a lot, while everyone is watching and they're all like 'that's not something to be proud of!'
I can imagine there first meetup being something like this...
Richie: spots Mike, immediately Oh my god, that person is ugly. Like, did a clown spit you out and forget to finish the job
Mike: doesn't even flinch, eyes Richie up and down Says the guy rocking a Hawaiian shirt in the middle of winter. You look like a tourist who got lost on the way or smth.
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Then after learning about each other it would be like there goal to have the most 'trauma' above the other.
Richie: Oh yeah? Well, when I was 12, this Motherfucking, shape shifting clown monster named Pennywise was stalking the kids of Derry, targeting us specifically. It went into deepest fears, made us see dead loved ones, giant spiders, and giant Paul Bunyan statues trying to axe me in half and tried to rip us apart biting off limbs, eating people whole, drowning us in our own blood while laughing about it. And it kept coming back every 27 years, Frogface.
Mike: Derry? U lived in a town full of cows. Well, when I was 12, my best friend Will got snatched by a Demogorgon and dragged into the Upside Down a literal other dimension full of monsters and creepy shit. We thought he was dead because he was trapped there with a monster trying to get him. Then we met El girl with powers keep that in mind who escaped a lab that tortured kids helped us find Will. I had to jump of a cliff to save Dustin's front teeth. Then after we rescued Will, He got possessed by the Mind Flayer, which took over his body, made him spy on US, and then it returned and tried to infect the whole town. We've had demodogs, gates tearing its way into our world, people getting flayed and melted, Vecna cursing kids to death... and it's never really over. Everyday...waiting for the next monster and wondering if we will survive, Trashmouth.
Richie: Bickering with Mike, Making fun of D&D
The party and the losers club: Deeply concerned and wondering if they should stop this.
Will: Should we stop this?
Eddie: Sighs, no they will wear themselves out eventually
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Later on
Mike: Wanna gets some Hot Chocolate?
Richie: Fuck yeah!
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