What Am I Doing Here

she/her

[flintyfae]

zine i made about being a boring queer!

nothing more natural than changing and evolving and learning and discovering things about yourself.

happy pride from this fat trans butch

[animentality]

[loveridden1999]

ban men's sports i have seen enough

[hexjulia]

i wanted to make a joke about my sudden bouts of silmarillion/tolkien obsession when stressed being 'the Elvish Disease' because it really is like rickets for the soul. however. that's when i started doubting myself because i vaguely remembered syphilis also being called the English Disease. so i decided to check and

damn.

[cryptotheism]

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

[gunsandfireandshit]

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

[sadclowncentral]

yesterday one of my brother's deckhands drunkenly confessed to him that the whole crew thought he was gay because he is, and i quote, "too tall and nice to people to be straight". a new puzzle piece to the wondrous mystery that is the world view of the cishet man

[json-derulo]

it's so annoying that therapy works. I have a bloodwork appointment in less than an hour. A few months ago that would've had me shaking shitting kubrick-staring curled up on the floor with anxiety. now it's just 15 minutes of unpleasant bullshit I've gotta do before I can get donuts

[literallymechanical]

"Reviewer 2 wants better citations" moodboard

[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif

[inthesensethat]

[hexthelex-deactivated20250420]

This is true btw

[letmeliedown]

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[fashioninthe21st]

Thierry Mugler Fall Wonter 1995

[unusual]

[forestgreenandgray]

this is exactly what the internet was made for actually

[the-haiku-bot]

this is exactly

what the internet was made

for actually

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[questionably-cryptid]

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring