elleme

currently lurking might do something never

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

[shamebats]

Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.

[mannequin-mangler]

We do this with doll clothes too! This is a slightly different method than I'm used to, but it seems more efficient for a larger scale!

For dolls, you cover the whole panel in masking tape, trim it to fit just right, remove the tape and stick it to the paper or cardboard you want the pattern on, and trace it. Remove the tape if you want/can, then cut out or scan the pattern.

[j-e-r-m]

Visit Original Link

I don’t remember how I got the idea to make this, all that matters is that it exists now and the world is a better place because of it

[roach-works]

Scientists will unleash an army of crabs to help save Florida’s dying reef

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

[fortunes-haven]

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers. One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

[jame7t]

Old horror movies were awesome because “what if a bug was big” was apparently such huge trend.

Imagine being a praying mantis & being paid royalties for your appearance. But that didn’t happen. They robbed that mantis. He didn’t even know he was an actor…

[jame7t]

mommy wants you to pay the mantis

[tmbgareok]

[moniquill]

[depsidase]

[myryzza]

welcome to my flea circus!

[nouveau-riche-princess]

Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:

Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever

Gets glass everywhere

Breaks the glass incorrigibly

Cuts you through several potential vectors

Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.

[bludragongal]

Which one of these scenarios would you want to read a story about:

#1 Rule of Writing: Characters are infinitely more interesting if you let them be dorky.

[theflyingheadb]

Both scenarios. At the same time. Played as straight faced as one can.

Cause, Like, Can't those two scenarios happen simultaneously, or at least in sequence? I mean, aside from Spider-Man going "lol space nazis, amirite?" that one is a bit week.

In a comic, panel 01 is the serious, tactical discussion, or commentary on the current problem. Followed immediately by panel 02, where Spider-man is kicking a second guy. And shifting the subject to laundry talk. That's how i read it.

It's the juxtaposition. The sweet juxtaposition of the characters both being engaged in their current predicament, being serious about it, and competent with it. While also being dorks, and this being so routine they talk about laundry.

Tactics talk, then dorks, tactical talk, then being dorks. Serious and dorky.

Just as long as you don't start shooting that self-depreciating irony. I think it can work.

[bludragongal]

That's literally 99.9999% of all comic books my guy. I'm very happy for you that you get to walk into any comic shop and plop down your comic dallaridoos and instantly get your favorite flavor of punching and talking monthly. I, HOWEVER, AM SICK OF IT. I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO DRAW THE LAUNDRY IF I WANT TO SEE IT!!!! No more punching and talking. I WANT THE LAUNDRY!!!!

SHOW ME THE LAUNDRY!!!!

[haru-n-harkel]

(I read it a long time ago, so forgive me)

Like that one time Tony, Spidey, and the Hulk had to watch Hercules's dogs for a day?

[bludragongal]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about tony house-sitting for his NEW BILLIONAIRE GIRLFRIEND????? WHO IS HUMAN AND UNREMARKABLE AND NEVER HAS ANY INFLUENCE NOR IMPLICATIONS ON THE UNIVERSE AT ANY POINT!!!! WHO IS MEMORABLE FOR THEIR CHARACTERIZATION AND NOTHING ELSE!!!!

AND SHE HAS A STUPID LITTLE DOG WHO SHE LOVES MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HE DOESNT HAVE ANY TEETH SO HE GETS FED STUPID MEDICATED GOOP, BUT IT HAS TO BE ROOM TEMPERATURE OR HE WONT EAT IT BECAUSE HE HAS PREFERENCES, AND IF HE DOES A GOOD JOB TAKING CARE OF THIS STUPID OLD DOG THEN MAYBE HE'LL HAVE A HUGE FAVOR TO HOLD OVER ANOTHER POWERFUL PERSON, BUT SHES JUST ASKING AS A FRIEND, AND THERES SOMETHING IN YOU THAT VALUES THAT AND ALSO YOU HAVE A SUPER SUIT THAT CAN FUCKING SHOOT YOU INTO SPACE AND BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER TO CALL UPON

Hold on I need to go write something down.

[elleme]

this reminds me that i feel with his background in photography and chemistry theres like no way peter wouldn't be a total fucking nerd for film photography

its such a fun mix between science and art and i can totally see one of his friends making the big mistake of asking him how film photography works and being pulled into some fucking lecture about how it all works

[elleme]

hourly horoscopes but the quality of fortune is dictated by the stock market

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know this is the piss on the poor website but its also something worse and way stranger because every time i give general advice that amounts to “regrettably, sometimes, the problem in a rocky relationship is you” people will pop up out of every crevice to be like “insane take, why are you telling battered wives and abused children its their fault”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i can say something like “honesty is the best policy” and i will have comments from strangers inventing convoluted scenarios where someone is rigged with a bomb that will explode if they dont lie and be like “this doesn’t apply if you have the exploding truth collar i just imagined, seriously harmful take”

[doubleca5t]

I saw someone say something similar the other day about twitter where his point was basically that there's a whole genre of post where someone will tweet about doing something really nice and positive and then a whole army of people will come into their replies to dream up a situation where the thing they did is bad actually. Like idk if it's envy or resentment or just a need to feel like you're smarter than everyone else but it's annoying as fuck

[elleme]

ikea show room but its peoples rented apartments that you visit and say "yeah i want this thing" before having someone rip out their boiler

[elleme]

an army of porn bots but they're all named David Cleary

[hotvampireadjacent]

[elleme]

if you send death threats will you phone then be samsung bricked up

[innovadesexual]

Ew gross. Get out of here you nasty misandrist piece of shit. Go spread your hatred somewhere else.

you don't know how happy this ask just made me

[innovadesexual]

wait was this because i said cisgender man have pee pee hands. you can't be serious right

[innovadesexual]

was this post actually what prompted you to send this.