Undercaffienated Artist

Mostly for me to post my art, fanart and softcore smut. Fanart and OC's primarily. Death Note's still hip no matter what my sister says. Takes requests for DN, Genshin, One Punch Man, and Pokemon. Eon/Ellen. Any/All. Born at the end of 98 and too lazy/forgetful to update birthdays yearly, so get the calculator lol

[ellenoir]

I've decided to open up submissions!!! This means you can send me things as inspiration for my art. This could be outfits/makeup you want characters in or things you want them to react to. That's a whole other avenue for us to explore with your suggestions!!! Or you can just... send stuff!

Just a few ground rules lol

Any NSFW content? Please keep to only drawn imagery and CGs if you're submitting things.

These are unpaid suggestions. Level of polish and time frame will vary, depending on various other factors.

Please be polite!

Please don't shame anyone else's ideas!

I will not be 100% recreating anything, especially other artist's works. This is both for legal reasons and artistic ones.

AUs? Niche ideas? Crossovers? Scene redraws? Saw something on an art meme that I haven't reposted but you wanna suggest to me? All welcome here!!!

Current fandoms i draw for are Death Note, One Punch Man (including Villains AUs), Genshin Impact and Pokemon.

I also have an art twt

[l3irdl3rain]

annual post telling people to stop slandering “kill shelters” as if they want to euthanize healthy animals. stop believing the evil kill shelter narrative and instead consider how bad it would be for the animals if we had no open intake shelters.

[ocean-of-junk]

What they say "I got my cute pet from a no kill shelter." 😘

What I hear "I decided to adopt from an organization that can pick and choose which animals deserve to live based on how cute they are."

[l3irdl3rain]

Actually the point of my post is that we shouldn’t be shaming rescues who are doing good work. Open intake shelters are so unbelievably important, but not every rescue needs to be open intake. I’ve adopted from both types of rescues because both of them have cats that need homes.

[followthebluebell]

Yeah, the truth is that selective rescues (no kill) work with open intake (kill) shelters. I admit, I'm biased here: I work for no-kill rescues. I'm purebreds cats Georg, that one rescue that keeps getting tons of pedigreed cats even though they represent less than 1% of ALL cats.

And the reason these cats keep ending up with my rescue is because every single kill shelter in my operating zone (and several outside of it) know that I'm here. If they've got any weird cats, they call my rescue to see if any foster has space for them.

And kill shelters do this because they WANT these cats out of their doors. This is good for EVERY cat. Because EVERY cat removed from a kill shelter is one less that's going to be euthanized. Kill shelters don't WANT to euthanize cats! The ideal number of animals euthanized is zero! We ALL agree on this!

But their contract means they are OBLIGATED to take in EVERY animal that's surrendered to them, even if they currently have zero cages open. And when there are zero cages open, that's when animals MUST be euthanized.

But if a more adoptable animal leaves first, well, that's a cage that's just opened up and suddenly no one needs to be euthed for space purposes.

ANY animal that leaves the shelter is a good thing.

My rescue also has more resources at hand compared to the open shelter: we've got behaviorists, we've got more money, we've got more access to adopters, and we've got that most vital of all resources: foster homes.

I cannot stress this enough: if you really, REALLY want to get animals out of kill shelters, the most valuable thing you can POSSIBLY do is be a foster home. If an animal is in a foster home, they aren't in a shelter cage. They're receiving much needed socialization, time to unwind, and a chance to show their true personality. In shelters, animals can be shut down and may not fully display their personality and quirks.

[talesfromtreatment]

This this this. My former shelter is no kill and it pulls upwards of a hundred puppies from rural open intake shelters every. single. week.

Puppies that would have been euthanized, would have gotten sick and been unable to be treated (we had 12 break with parvo at the same time, once! We treated all of them!) and died. We made room at those rural shelters! We took their hit-by-cars, their ringworm when we could, their nursing or pregnant mama dogs, their toothless seniors who still had a few good years left in them.

And part of how we managed that is that we have many hundreds of foster parents and lots of resources from donations.

[penandinkprincess]

HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

[penandinkprincess]

SCRATCH THAT IT WAS A PINECONE

APOLOGIES FOR THE FALSE ADVERTISING

NO ONE IS MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN ME

[penandinkprincess]

NO

[penandinkprincess]

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE

[penandinkprincess]

OH MY GOD

[penandinkprincess]

OKAY, Y'KNOW-

[penandinkprincess]

I DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

[thequeenofsastiel]

THERE IS NO PINECONE IS THERE

[kandradiction]

WE TRUSTED YOU. GOOSEGATE 2024

[penandinkprincess]

I AM GOING TO SET THE PINECONE ON FIRE

[quinloki]

oh no the -

[kandradiction]

[kandradiction]

it's time to take the power back from Big Pinecone and give it to the people

[penandinkprincess]

YOU DID NOT MAKE FUCKING FANART FOR THIS GODDAMN POST

OH MY GOD

[kandradiction]

"I'm sorry it came to this, old friend. I...I let the power of goosegate go to my head." I chuckle softly, shaking my head.

"But it's too late now. And you can't deny, the people yearn for the cone." There's the tremendous sound of tearing metal and snapping wood as the final defenses are broken. I smile sadly.

"They're here."

[penandinkprincess]

RP FANFICTION??

RP FANFICTION ON MY POST??

NO

[squidsandthings]

There once was tumblr named pen

Who posted of geese in a den

But tragedy struck

It was a pine cone she mistook

And so tumblr revolted in the end

[penandinkprincess]

THIS IS NOT A CREATIVE WRITING CLASS

[too-many-blorbos]

My name is pen

And wen I see

A babey goose

I squeal with glee

But wen I share

This joy of myne

Tragedy strikes

Is cone of pine

[penandinkprincess]

OH MY GOD IS EVERYONE READY

PINECONES

[cryptotheism]

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

[orcboxer]

[orcposts]

[frogsforthefrogwar]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[apisashla]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[harostar]

[lilithtransrights]

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

[burnt-to-cynders]

[lilithtransrights]

[momusu-saval-deactivated2024010]

Always reblog this if you are cool

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[cryptidshadows]

Trans deer trans deer🦌🏳️‍⚧️

[cryptidshadows]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

[fluid-and-chaotic]

LMAOOOOO NEW MODEL IM WHEEZING

[azumanga-deactivated20241029]

same character, same anime, same episode

[ellenoir]

Whadaya MEAN psycho with a tongue piercing is my character's brother? That means I can't shag him!

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[hobohobgoblim]

this makes me miss MySpace. I would have this theme on my page

[prinnay]

Plant witch! in watercolor

[spiraling-trap]

i’m on my period so i gave light yagami period cramps to make me feel better

[liliotl]

who can relate

[homunculus-argument]

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

[sindri42]

I love seeing dogs and wolves in movies because they’re acting so vicious but also their tails are wagging so hard unless the post-processing guys specifically edited out the tails (which is slightly less obvious but also hilarious in a different way once you spot it).

[spectral-cervid]

This is why I love the dog in the original casting of The Thing so damn much. I have never seen an acting dog move with such a deliberate, calm intent. It was like every single motion and gesture this animal made was intentional.

Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.

His name was Jed, and even though he’s a dog, he deserves an oscar. He was an exceptionally good boy.

[jadewolf-writes]

Jed also played the role of White Fang in the 90s Disney film version!

I honestly can’t imagine a better portrayal of a stoic, aloof White Fang, who gradually softens, than Jed.  Good boy.

[graaaaceeliz]

That dog knows his job, and knows he’s damn good at it, and knows he’s probably better at his job than his coworkers.

[jackdaw-kraai]

That dog was delivering straight up Shakespearean performances, and he probably was saddled with human coworker who had to make use of such unprofessional things as second takes.

My condolences, Jed, my condolences.

[penandinkprincess]

pet parrot content is getting more popular on platforms like tiktok, and i just want to put it out there that parrots are NOT like dogs or cats. i've already seen more than one video of someone falling in love with a parrot at something like a petsmart (sidebar: like for most animals, please find a responsible, ethical breeder) (this will also hopefully let you know that you are indeed buying a bred parrot and not a wild-caught) and buying one on impulse, and MY GOD does that make me nervous. people who are capable of giving parrots a good life are a vast, VAST minority of people.

my grandfather bred parrots so i grew up with them from a young age, and while i love them and respect them and am glad for the time i got to spend growing up around them, there's a reason *i* do not own a parrot. he always had a clause in the purchase agreement that meant parrots would be surrendered back to him and not abandoned/given to a shelter/rescue, and he had MANY birds given back. many. even with talking it through with people and letting them meet his other birds and experience their volume and how much care they need, there were still people who would buy a parrot and in a few months nearly beg to give it back bc they were in over their heads.

parrots are beautiful, intelligent animals, but they require SO much care and work and socializing. they are flock-based animals, and you will have to be their flock. they will need HOURS of your attention and care every single day. (and i mean HOURS). and if they don't get it, they can and will start engaging in behavior including mutilating themselves and plucking their feathers out. also they are super sensitive to their surroundings. new person in the house they don't like? plucking themselves with stress. too many visitors for their comfort? plucking themselves with stress. you went on a vacation and they aren't dealing with it well? plucking themselves with stress. new puppy in the house? plucking themselves with stress. get a divorce/move houses/new baby in the home? plucking themselves with stress. obviously not every bird will be sensitive to the same degree, but in general, parrots deal with stress/changes in environment WAY worse than other pets.

depending on the breed, you will have a creature with the intelligence of a toddler (some are even as smart as your average 5 year old), and you will be living with this toddler for literal decades. conures live 20-30 years, african grays live 40-60 years, and cockatoos can live 60-80 years. this toddler creature will ALSO have evolved to have a cry that can carry through jungles, and that volume is not gonna decrease bc you live in an apartment and your neighbors aren't gonna want to hear it. you ever heard a sun conure? get within a mile of one and you will.

tl;dr: parrots are beautiful and i love them, but there is no way in hell i would ever own one bc there are SO few people who should.

[angrysquid14]

[ellenoir]