toodistracted

in summer i smell like beach and chlorine

[2-fast-2-curious]

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

[goobra]

this feels appropriate

[chandlerbings]

[taichiswordsfan-blog]

How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.

tai chi pants on http://www.icnbuys.com/tai-chi-pants give you surprise at the new year.

follow back

[miss-unpopular-opinion]

REBLOG TO SAVE A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!

[almondmilkcleanser]

SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE SHIT

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

self-defense is important.

[monstergasms]

Is this relevant to my blog? No. but currently there are 13K of you following me and this could help some of you. 

[hucowgoddess-deactivated2019011]

I didn’t even hesitate to reblog. You need to study this. Save yourself from this awful world and the people in it.

[melsanfo]

Boost.

[glowingforrest]

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

[harpyhormones]

indirect kiss

[casualhottubharmony]

workers of da world:

get sillay

[stillgotscars]

what i’ve learned is that it’s truly okay to not be okay all the time, as what you’re going through will pass. give yourself time to heal, and you’ll find that unbridled happiness, golden sunrises, blissful smiles and starlit nights will be a part of your life once again.

[lucentgallivanter]

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

[davey-strides]

fuckin raw line

[world-of-cats]

[princesstigerbelle]

w e t

[hydro-homies]

Spider sense

[nickholmes]

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[wellusetheshadowstoouradvantage]

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

[mankillercalledbunny]

There is an entire norse myth dedicated to this exact concept

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[headspace-hotel]

Hey this is the most complete list I’ve found

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[tiktokarchive]

[emmablowguns]

This 2nd grade music teacher on tik tok records her students jokes & reenacts them and it’s so cute