Em.T.G.

Personal Tumblr account of Emma Handy.  I run my mouth a lot, mostly about card games.  she/her

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

u wanna talk about penis videos?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lagonegirl]

[will-x-vi]

Lol. She did storm in there like Arthur on a wonderful kinda day

[dapenguinninja]

Iconic

[cu-curu-gol-deactivated20181217]

[teaboot]

I noticed when I was a kid that adults seem to forget that everything is real, no matter how young you are. A seven year old doesn’t feel like a helpless infant, they feel the oldest and most mature they’ve ever felt. And they will when they turn eight, too. And nine. Twenty. Thirty. Fifty.

You never feel as young as you are, because you’re always the oldest you’ve been. You can only look back and equate childhood with ignorance and silliness, because there were things you didn’t know then. But there are things you don’t know now, too, that someone older is looking down at you for.

I promised myself I would never forget that, growing up. I put it in a time capsule when I was nine because I wanted to be certain. And sometimes it slips away, and I catch myself scoffing at people younger than me, but you have to fight that. You have to hold on. You have to keep a little bit of your younger mind inside you, so you don’t forget.

I think that’s important.

Remember that you’ll always change, but know that the person you’ll become isn’t going to be any more real than the person you are, or the person you were. They’re still going to feel like You.

[catchymemes]

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[skarchomp]

you know she-ra was made by lesbians because it understood the concept of “huge femmes and tiny butches”

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think calling Scorpia a femme is a little bit of a stretch

[skarchomp]

[meltingregular]

Someone shared this on fb

[disqusting]

[stinkiedinkiedoodles]

[m0rbs]

I’m watching atla and this is my first impression

[im-the-princess-now]

I mean you're not wrong

[goobra]

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[megcanic]

this is the plot to mama mia

[surprisebitch]

queen

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

i have a fantasy of turning a CEO into a cute submissive little catboy while i take over his company

[nutsacktorturer]

Grimes and Elon Musk

[fluentisonus]

what if we kissed in the palaestra (and we’re both girls)?

[norbertjr]

[sonic06apologist]

[shrineart]

my favorite part of this set of images is that if you look closely you can see the strings attached to the cards.

[our-happygirl500-fan]

Of course their were strings attached if someone actually had thrown freaking exodia into the ocean for a meme I would have personally tracked them down and beat them up

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[kendrysaneela]

I love the faces of racists getting what they deserve