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awkward, embarrassing, currently rebranding. Brooklyn /she/26/ requests are always open I write byler,stozier,bichie,stenbroughzier & irondad My fics

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Looking for an RP partner

Another RP partner request!

Don’t worry, it’s for a nearly dead fandom this time! We’re talking about a dry deserted wasteland of a fandom. This metaphorical oasis of the early 2000s has evaporated and only the skeletal remains of unfinished fics remain. The only thing that’s left is the crippling realization of how old we are.

It’s Digimon!

Specifically, TaixMatt, aka: Taito Yamato IshidaxTaichi Yagami Taiyama, Yamatai

Ya’ll I’m looking for a partner that wants to start a Role Play with this ship. Bonus points to someone who would also enjoy a bottom Matt. (don’t shame me, we all have our problems)

So message me if interested! Add me on discord if I’m unresponsive here! spacecowboy#3327

[aubrey-plaza]

MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

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Linking this Biden/Obama fic cause it means something to me

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37869058

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Stozier working on a puzzle together. I think it’s cute and this could also work as headcanons

Thank you for the request! Sorry it's so short!! Stan likes puzzles. It’s something that he can piece together. They’re organized and relaxing. He likes how things just fit together. Richie likes puzzles because Stan likes puzzles. Richie’s mind is more abstract, and it takes longer for him to fit things together. The pieces don’t always make sense.

Even so, they have a puzzle night at least once every few weeks. Stan picks the puzzle and Richie picks the snacks. They clean off the kitchen table and get to work.

It’s a chance for them to share and to talk freely while they work together. Richie likes that part because it gives him something to do with his hands while he’s taking to stan. Sometimes though Richie gets so focused on trying to make pieces fit that Stan reminds that they don’t have to finish it in one night.

“it’s okay,” Stan would say softly. “Just try to work on the edge pieces first.”

When Richie suddenly finds a piece that fits, his eyes light up he holds it up proudly. Stan loves to see Richie looking so bright and smiley.

Each time they finish one, Stan carefully glues it, and they hang it up somewhere in their house. Some of their favorite nights are puzzle nights.

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Hi, hello. Can I please have your stozier prompts and HCS so that I can write them. The fandom needs content and I will provide it.

[nohomohank-deactivated20200218]

it: chapter two (2019)

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Sorry for popping up every six months but I’m desperately looking for an 18+ Stozier RP partner or somebody willing to collaborate on a fic with me. I’ve composed a list of reasons of why you should write with me! 1. I’m open to writing either character so you can pick who you want. 2. I’m also into Bichie and stenbroughzier 3. I can come up with the plot or you can or we can do it together 4. I’m open to NSFW themes and any type of trope or AU 5. I’m very active 6. I can do email or discord! 7. Please? I’m very lonely 8. Very into soft boy Richie 9. I’ll do anything

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Tony: *barging into Harleys room*

Tony: Harley! Are you high?

Harley: am I what?

Tony: high

Harley: hello

Tony:

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After a trip to the Barton’s home Peter: Hey Mr. Barton?  Clint: Yeah kid Peter: You know those signs...the yellow ones with the deer Clint: Yeah the deer crossing ones? Peter: Yeah Clint: What about them? Peter: How did they teach the deer to cross right there?

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Clint stopping by the Tower  Clint: Hey, Bucky what have you been up to?  Bucky: Watching Peter and Harley while Tony is on a business trip  Clint: He let you watch his kids?  Bucky: No, he let Steve watch them.  Clint: So where is Steve?  Bucky: He had an emergency so he left me in charge. Clint *slightly nervous*: Well how is going?  Bucky: I had to ground them Clint: For what?!  Bucky: Harley is grounded for sneaking out and Peter is grounded for a being a snitch. 

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Harley: I’ve been texting you all day. What happened?  Peter: I got my phone taken away Harley: Ah, what did you do?  Peter: Cried too much. Harley: What!? Tony can’t take your phone just cause you cried! Unjust!  Tony chiming in: I took his phone cause he was crying over sad tiktoks. Multiple times a day. This is a mental health intervention. 

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*Peter getting in the car visibly upset*

Tony: What’s wrong kid?  Peter: Flash beat me up today  Tony: How old is Flash? Peter: Sixteen  Tony *taking off his sunglasses and putting his phone away*  Tony: *Opening the car door and fixing his gauntlet*  Tony: I’m sixteen too 

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Tony: *Running out of the bathroom and slamming the door* Steve: What’s wrong?! Tony: Peter’s in the bathroom throwing up Steve: That’s bad, shouldn’t you do something?  Tony: No Harley went in there to take care of him.  Steve: Oh that’s good Tony: No, because Harley started gagging when Peter started throwing up Steve: Oh Tony: Then Peter tried to comfort Harley while he was still throwing up Tony: So now they’re both in the bathroom trying to comfort each other while simultaneously throwing up in the same toilet Steve shocked and disgusted:  Clint: If that’s not love than what is?  

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Steve: So tell me about your kids again?  Tony: For my youngest Peter, we’ve already set up his college saving fund.

Tony: And for my oldest Harley, I’ve already set up his bail money fund. 

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Harley holding a bowl: Hey is this microwave friendly?

Peter:

Harley:

Peter: I don't know..I never really thought about it?

Peter looking at the microwave: Um, Hello. Are you friendly?

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Tony sitting down with a bowl of popcorn:

Tony: What are we watching?

Peter grabbing some popcorn: Star Wars

Harley: Is that the puke bowl?

Tony: It's the popcorn bowl

Harley: ...Pretty sure that's the puke bowl

Peter:

Tony: It's the puke/popcorn bowl

Harley: How long have we had a puke/popcorn bowl?

Tony:

Peter: *gagging*

Tony handing him the bowl: now aren't you glad we have this?

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Tony doesn’t know yet  Steve: Hey kid! I heard the news, let me know if you need help packing.  Peter: Shh!  Pepper: Steve! We haven’t told him yet! Tony: Tony: ....what?  Peter: Well I sort of thought it would be fun to live in the dorms this year Tony: The dorms? You mean the dorms at home?  Peter: No, uh you know... at MIT?  Tony with tears in his eyes: But that’s in Massachusetts 

One hour later:  Tony searching for real-estate within walking distance of MIT: Look this one has a pool