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bitty

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented.

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer. Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

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Technology always comes full circle.

loremerchant

Necessity is the mother of invention.

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indigaux

Paul Ryan has TURNED OFF HIS PHONE AND FAX so as to no longer hear the overwhelming protests of repealing the ACA, Obamacare. So here is a new tactic: Since Paul Ryan has blocked his office phones and fax numbers, and is turning away people who show up to deliver petitions, time to change tactics. Please mail postcards to his HOME address saying NO to defunding Planned Parenthood, NO to repealing the ACA, and NO to privatizing Medicare! PAUL RYAN 700 ST. LAWRENCE AVE. JANESVILLE, WI 53545 Please reblog this info. Let’s see what 67 million cards in the driveway looks like!

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emotionlessmotions

Because this is cute

blackfemmejeanvaljean

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

shuttersmiley

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

identificat

#just go to five guys?

thewowsignal2026

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

twitterlols

#I'm literally wearing this outfit today

marisatomay

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

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amazingmars

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

the-official-nasa

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

sapphicautistic

no

marisatomay

third time’s the charm

surprisebitch

*heaves huge sigh of relief*

stevenrogered

adora--belle--dearheart

Not gonna lie… At first I thought it was Chris O'Donnell singing

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

I thought it was Chris Pratt

saintdollyparton

I love that he’s talking about it and making fun of himself lol.

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maggiemunkee

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

vitiateoriginator

that is one sadistic bird

mentalhealthfemme

I am slightly afraid now.

syndonic-deactivated20160709

I love birds?

toshio-the-starman

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

whatswrongwithblue

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.

He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.

Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble.

Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours.

If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!”

If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.

But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all.

buggery-approved

Parrots are people.

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@oneshortdamnfuse

theofficialvincenzo

African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet

outragedbird

When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent