Stuck in Gacha Hell

Oni | 31 |  She/Her | A tired shipper and fic writer trying to avoid as much discourse as possible  Fandoms: Tales, Pokemon, Genshin, Twisted Wonderland, and random gacha games

[everythingfox]

It was very effective

[serenahaas]

[marzipanandminutiae]

society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

[marzipanandminutiae]

"the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!"

I am literally throwing you into a volcano

[ellohcee]

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

[ellohcee]

[kawuli]

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

[apartment-witch]

am i having a stroke

[walks-the-ages]

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

[cannabisexual]

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[inversionimpulse]

This sounds scary, but then you remember that Mae has a 0/4 win-loss ratio and has been chased out of China, India, China again, and Japan with her tails figuratively between her legs

she’s just gonna get hospitalized with covid and cry about how she was totally gonna take over all of Asia this time for real definitely

[xenodile]

“Going 0 for 4” is a pretty optimistic way to describe causing chaos and misery for like 3000 years across three different countries, every time achieving power and prestige until finally exposed, and three times getting away and doing it again. Even after they finally killed her Japan was plunged into a civil war.

[cefli-deactivated20240331]

[sindri42]

Okay but consider: given the state of modern politics, would replacing our human rulers with a sadistic fox spirit actually make things worse?

[greenheart-anon]

[minim-calibre]

I could watch people cut gemstones for hours.

[catchymemes]

[keanuital]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

you wet idiot

[leona-jade-deactivated20200524]

Godspeed you! wet idiot

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday

[insomniac-arrest]

Good news everyone! The first ever bloodhound has won best in show.

Look at him. His name is Trumpet.

[netherworldpost]

[yidou]

conductor zhongli

[jestergal]

manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today

[tiefling-queer]

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

[vornskr]

i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:

“The coolest dice on the planet.”  ™

[vornskr]

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

[vornskr]

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

[tiefling-queer]

BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

[vornskr]

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet.  ™

[zerofarad]

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

[thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever]

Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:

The Chessex website:

[queenqueso]

The best part is that this is literally by design

amazing

[patrickdiomedes]

oh my god

[hakonohanayome]

Cardcaptor Sakura: Happiness Memories

[escuerzoresucitado]

[0v9]

Heartwarming! The world's ugliest fucking fish ever has been fed a snack

[hormse]

that fish is HIS FRIEND!!

Japanese Diver Has Been Friends With a Massive Fish for 30 YEARS

A Japanese diver has been friends with a fish for 30 years, proving that no sea is too deep to find a companion for life. After being entrus

excerpt:

After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.

Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.

Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.

...At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.

For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.

“I have an amazing sense of accomplishment in my heart,” he said.

[only-tiktoks]

[weirdchristmas]

[dduane]

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

[actual-lich-queen]

Counterpoint: Matsumoto Hoji, active c. 1875

[empresstress13]

That’s a compelling counterpoint