☼Tragic Meat Machine☽

Call me Milk (they/them)

[enki2]

[fakesleepwalking]

prev tags too good not to save

[orcboxer]

[cherrystrawberrie]

I`m not gonna explain myself

[manga-and-stuff]

[red-mercer]

Something something equivalent exchange

[mollyjames]

In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value

[lunar-pantheon]

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

[lunar-pantheon]

artistic rendition

i fucking wish i had a way to prove this but a) passing around nudes is wrong even when its a 40 year old nudist shark freak and b) he unsent the messages bc my silence made him nervous ig. wish he was instead nervous about sharks around his panenis but im not his dad

[lunar-pantheon]

btw another pic in the set he sent me was essentially the same photo but the shark was a fishing spear and his penis was erect this time. do you think he meant it as a metaphor thats kind of poignant symbolism

he looked almost regal in a florida man way

[lunar-pantheon]

actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus

[blanketfortarchitect]

Imagine fumbling a 40 year old nudist shark freak this bad

[fapper]

[ornstein]

Throwback to this dark souls moment that I had in BotW.

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

[the-quasar-hero]

Real shit

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Nudes from a girl that make you think "damn I should visit that country huh..."

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

real

[astraldemise]

i know hes like. dying. but his miserable pose and the placement of the stone slabs reminds me of that sad frog image where the frog has fallen over and dropped his food tray

[astraldemise]

he looks like a more desolate version of this to me

[callmesteve]

[bloodenjoyer]

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

[calware]

[aquarian-valerian]

I looked up the deleted post and the husband literally made fake websites and used homestuck lore from vriska's name origin to trick his wife into thinking it was to do with her interest in astrology.

This man is on a other level.

[calware]

[ghoulchurch]

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

[ghoulchurch]

Me:Hi!! Happy halloween!!!😃

9year old in a bendy and the ink machine costume:

[puyopuyo]

[puyopuyo]

hope everyone is having a me gongaga monday

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[snizabelle]

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[shayberri789]

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

[namelesshuman13]

Happy 14th Birthday none pizza with left beef