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[emmagabel]

1-23-2021

[beekirbydrawsstuff]

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Soundcloud is being a butt so this is TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE for now

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

this is my NEW FAVORITE THING

[anakingskywoker]

@elpuercopeludo

[emmagabel]

Soundcloud is being a butt so this is TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE for now

[meatballmeatballspaghetti]

(from the “Dodge a Bullet” episode of Mythbusters)

*wind rustles*

*bullet fires, replays, funky music starts jammin*

Jamie: “I…dodged it!”

Adam: “ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᴼᴼᴼᴼOOOOOᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ”

*funk maxes*

[emmagabel]

(from the “Dodge a Bullet” episode of Mythbusters) *wind rustles* *bullet fires, replays, funky music starts jammin* ...

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

[sonichedgeblog]

The Sonic balloon through the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in 1994.

[dicksmasher]

why does this video look like it was shot during world war 2

[ct4cd]

so weird seeing this footage in color. those brave men

[porterr-robinson]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

[pan-pizza]

This is the best Mega64 skit

I remember when Halo was cool

[transjemder]

I miss @bisexualgambit so much here’s one of my favorite videos of him dvdhdhdhdhdhhd

[yo-its-matt]

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[socklessfuck]

May I present to you, the best scene out of all the Friday the 13th movies?

[paper-mario-wiki]

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[audie009]

[goodolmighty]

YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN

[pissvortex]

there are a lot of bert and ernie sketches that are just unironically very funny

[pissvortex]

[yee-nagaram]

This proves that gays have been shitposting for DECADES

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gymleaderspence]

https://youtu.be/bkJSq_m2rqc

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[bitchvirgo]

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

[methargicismm]

She said this so well, I’m so shook.

[juuliaroberts]

[c-bassmeow]

She took the words right out of my mouth

[udscothandpancitendabu]

PM hеr f0r sех! SEE PICS! Cliск 0n tехt!

[bitchvirgo]

^ apparently you can pm me for sex now. starting price is $16,000,000

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

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[ankle-beez]

the pinnacle of comedy

[emmagabel]

the pinnacle of comedy