hopeful romantic

(Dio)nysus // AKA thatoingosmyboingo // he/they // 22 // Main Fandoms: JJBA, Adventure Time, S4M, TMNT, TADC

[hbmmaster]

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[moami]

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

[nuguflops]

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

[cedar-eats-poetry]

[basil-inc]

Spooky month update l!! Happy for all the Radford lovers!! Your man got more screen time 🎉🎉🎉

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

[fuxray]

[cryptotheism]

You seen the news recently? You have to fuck the green m&m. The government says you have to fuck the green m&m, or you can't vote.

[hustlerose]

in 2021 it will be possible for tboys to get tgirls pregnant

[assortedinsanities]

Good news everyone!

[spirallingshape]

a moment of silence for the cabinet man who’s about to get his ass kicked tonight

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #is three the limit? /End ID]

[lizardsister]

scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer

[infectiouspiss]

jerking off wrapped:

you cranked your hog 286 times

watched weird porn 173 times

watched "normal" porn 2 times

got laid 0 times

cried 84 times

watched porn and got too invested in the plot or some non sexual aspect of it and forgot you were meant to be jerking off 35 times

[klapollys]

happy dl6-mas

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[jeintalu]

A message from Father Dr. Munther Isaac, pastor of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in Bethlehem, is a heartfelt message from the birthplace of Jesus to the entire world.

[gwyoi]

Daddy is gonna pull out the toys tonight kitten 😈…….

[kiddsworld]

*pulls out cock*

[gwyoi]

*licks it*

[kiddsworld]

*shivers* *grabs the back of your head* kitten.. grab the among us stim toy

[cowboy]

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

‘DNAde’ - FOUND: Artifact from the Future (Wired Magazine - March 2002)

[hoeingjara]

I have 3 more years to find a bottle of this and drink it

[boobachu]

[pansyfemme]

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

[pansyfemme]

meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad

[pansyfemme]

there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)

[thelooniemoonie]