Just saw a leather jacket that says āmy other ride is your dadā on the back and I donāt think Iāll ever be the same
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Just saw a leather jacket that says āmy other ride is your dadā on the back and I donāt think Iāll ever be the same
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THE MALARIA VACCINE GOT APPROVED BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION TODAY OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF RESEARCH.
*THIS* IS WHAT BEING HUMAN IS ABOUT.
I just came up with a horrible drawing game.
First artist draws a human OC, second artist draws that OC's fursona. Third artist draws a humanized version of that fursona without seeing the original OC, fourth artist draws a fursona for that character. So on and so forth.
also known as "tewephone :3c"
girl help iām having creation ideas above my skill level
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Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.
this is so important
Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you donāt currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), thereās fuck all he can do about it.
I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someoneĀ āWell officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,ā is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you donāt possess any at the time, thereās no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if youāre actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.
Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. Theyāre not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.
Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life
Also, Paramedics canāt tell cops what you took
I made this last night while I was half asleep
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I think I left the teller at the bank genuinely disturbed when I told him thatĀ āIf I canāt afford it, I just donāt buy it.āĀ āWhat about a car? Do you drive a car?ā he inquired, his voice toning on the edge of fear. Ā I told him,Ā āYeah, I have a vehicle. I bought it used for under $3,000.āĀ He looked physically pained. āWhat about if you want to buy some kind of new appliance? Or furniture?ā he persisted. I stared at him blankly.Ā āMy couch was $5.00 at Goodwill. Likeā¦I just buy shit cheap or I donāt buy it at all. The only thing in my life that I make payments on is my house, my bills, and my insurance, and thatās split five ways because I have housemates.āĀ The young man looked horrified? Appalled? And somehow also awed?Ā This guy couldnāt have been much older than me. But it seemed that heād never even considered the option before of saving up for something to purchase it outright instead of using a credit card. Am I the only person in my general age group (just turned 26) whoās never owned a credit card, and who has forgone basic comforts in order to save up for items so you donāt owe money to anyone, like, ever?Ā
If youāre living in the US without a credit card at 26, youāre playing with danger.
No credit is viewed as the same as bad credit. Which means you could be denied if you ever do need to rent an apartment or a car. Hospitals and clinics are also less likely to allow payment plan programs for people without good credit.
The best thing you could do at this point is apply for a credit card youāre eligible for and pay a few things (I do gas and groceries myself) with it each month. As long as you keep it to zero balance each month there is no interest and there will be proof of you not having debt (instead of just the absence of debt).
what.
This is legit how it works.Ā The system requires records on you, or else.Ā So you need a credit card and worse, you need to have a record of using it, even if you pay it off every single month.Ā Unfortunately, the formulas used to determine credit score are secret, so we also have people suggesting that your credit rating is helped if every so often you do pay a bit of interest.Ā The whole thing is a complete mess.Ā If you donāt have a credit rating/history, then any loans you manage to get will be at extremely high interest and will require much more effort than they really should.
yeaah let me just go get a card that i canāt pay off because capitalism is shit, even if i literally only buy a pack of gum thatād go well
If you pay it off in full every month there is no interest.Ā Do what OP is doing but put some of that on your credit card and pay it off every month, and soon you will have a very good credit rating.
you skipped right the fuck over the ācanāt pay it offā part huh like credit cards are just not a viable thing if youāre poor and have shit income
And Iām saying to literally not put anything on it if you canāt buy it in cash. And Iām aware that they fuck over poor people, but yeah, thatās the system thatās in place. This is advice for navigating it, which is how to obtain good credit which helps a lot.
Right like donāt make minimum payments, put your gas on your credit card then that same day pay the credit card company online then donāt worry about it for another month. Itās an absolutely shit system, but in the event of an emergency itās good to have.
I have had to explain this to a lot of people in my life, but itās true- no credit is the same as bad credit. What having (and using) the card actually shows is that you are capable of (and actually follow through on) making regular payments: ie, it is proof of having a steady income (even if you do not actually have a steady income). It is showing you reliably can pay for things you purchase, which is what your credit score is all about.
Think of it this way. You have a credit card, which is your credit tracking device. You use the card to tell someoneĀ āI will pay for this thing with borrowed money.ā They agree to allow you to pay with borrowed money. You then turn around to your credit card company and sayĀ āThank you for allowing me to borrow your money, I will now pay you back with my own money.ā (which, if you repay them promptly enough, you can repay them the exact same amount you borrowed, rather than paying them more than you borrowed [which is what interest is])
The credit card company then recognizes that you successfully borrowed their money AND returned it safely, and they pass that information along to credit tracking companies. Each time you do this, you gain credibility. If you do this enough times, you are considered a credible borrower of money, so that if you ever are in a situation where you need to borrow a large sum of money (for example, a mortgage or a car or a hospital bill or whatever), companies with money will look at how well you have returned money in the past, and say Ah yes, this person repays their debts well, so we can lend them our money this time.
So like, do what the above folks are recommending. Get a credit card and use to to reasonably purchase things you already have to buy- put a batch of groceries on the card. Go home (or wherever you can use the interne), pay it off as if you had paid cash in the store for it. There is no extra fee or interest for doing this, and you are leveling up your credibility in case of emergency later on in life.
Ok, hereās a guide for the easiest way to do this.
1. get your first baby credit card with the bank that you already bank with. If it has cashback rewards, even better (thatāll be free money later).
2. set that shit up so it pays the full amount, automatically, every month. you donāt have to remember to go home and pay it off, or worry about it at all. You wonāt pay interest.
Your first card, especially if you have no credit, is going to have a small limit. Like $500. This is important: credit companies want you to use a certain percentage of the card every month. This is 1-9%. I usually just go straight 5%. If you use too much, you look like a wild card (even if you pay it off every month) and if you use nothing than youāre not proving to them you can be trusted.
So your first card has a $500 limit. 5% of 500 is $25.
Your goal is to use $25/month.
This is about a tank of gas for me. So once a month, I would fill up with this card, and then put it in the back of my wallet until next month. The payment was made automatically by my bank from one account (debit) to the other (credit). Rinse and repeat. I did this for a year.
Then after a year, my credit had skyrocketed (because I had nothing before, and added this good habit for a year). So I called up my bank and asked for them to increase my limit based on my new credit. I had shown them I was good at borrowing a good amount of money and paying it back on time every time.
The bank increased my limit to $5,500. Like holy shit, at the time I was definitely not expecting that.
So new math. 5% of 5500 is $225. So now instead of gas, I put my cell phone bill ($50), my car insurance ($130), and my dog food automatic order ($40) on it.
The best part is everything is automatic. I keep this card in the back of my wallet permanently; all these bills and the automatic payments are, well, automatic. My credit goes up, I rack up cash back rewards, thereās nothing to it.
And, if I ever get in an emergency, like a vet bill for one of my dogs, I can use that card to pay the $3,000 emergency bill without worrying about whether the place will take my dog if I have no money. I can then go home, change the settings fromĀ āpay in full every monthā toĀ āpay $X every monthā (more than the minimum!) until itās paid off, and then go back to just my bills. My credit might take a little dip during that time, but will bounce back pretty quickly.
Thereās several other factors to credit (hit me up if you want more info) but this was literally the only measure I took for my first year, and my credit went from 525 to 700 in a year. Another year later, Iām now at 753, have a mortgage with a great rate, and can get a monster ass loan if I really need it in case an emergency or hard times fall.
Itās a shitty system of hoops to jump through, but knowing you can use these measures if it comes to it is a good feeling.
how evil are you
i don't know how to tell you guys this but you're not as evil as you think you are
One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically āwe had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you wereā
Nascar started because they said fuck cops and its nice to see they havent lost their roots completely.
mummy the kitteh. she only needs to eat one kibble for 3 months. her feet are so small it cuts through atoms. her organs are too small to host gut bacteria. she is considered a parasite to dust bunnies. the dodo do not want to make a story about her because she is unable to be sympathised with.
writing fanfiction is just. iām being so creative and original. iām plagiarizing everyone by accident. iām a genius. iām cringe. iām too angsty. iām too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesnāt matter that itās not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. iām seeking validation. iām projecting my own personal problems onto this story and iām barely hiding it. i know so many words and iām using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.
And aroace Seph to finish out the month. What a good flag?
[Image Description: A digital fanart sketch of Sephiroth against the aroace flag. He holds the Masamune across the front of his body, raising the hilt above his head with his left hand while the blade rests against his right wrist near his waist. The blade is also colored with the aroace flag, and Sephiroth is looking at the viewer with a smirk. /end ID]
can we please normalize being quiet in the morning
CW: EXTREME TRANSMISOGYNY AND VIOLENCEĀ Not only is Laurel experiencing repeated harassment and straight up violence from her step father, sheās also homeless and in need of insulin, please please PLEASE spread and donate if you can HERE IS HER GO FUND ME PAGEĀ