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girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
and cough drops and aquaphor and mints and tums and tissues and….
actually just give me my mom purse right now. I’m ready
Svetlana is the most beautiful person Rose has ever seen. There is no doubt about it. More beautiful than the models and actors Rose has met throughout her life. More beautiful than the paintings of Greek goddesses Rose hung on the walls of her first LA apartment, with their delicate limbs and flowing hair full of flowers. Svetlana’s beauty is bone deep.
In Rose’s experience, many gorgeous women within the entertainment industry held resentment for one other. Other actresses were potential threats who could take your roles, replace you as you aged, and one up you. In an impossibly competitive industry, it did make sense, however problematic it was. Rose had never been much for that sort of pettiness, especially after experiencing the receiving end more than enough times.
But Rose had to admit, even if Svetlana was a rival actress, someone she should resent, her beauty would make it impossible. It was undeniable and all-consuming. Her impossibly soft, dark brown curls were always in a perfect halo around her face. Svetlana carried herself with an effortless confidence, one that implied she did not care what you thought, that she was self-assured enough to pull off anything. She crushed rude men at work. And at clubs. And in public generally.
Rose regularly watches her shut down an unwanted advance with an insanely stoney expression, then turn back to Rose with her brown eyes big and earnest, hanging onto everything Rose says. It doesn’t matter if she’s rambling, or giggling over something ridiculous. Svetlana listens intently no matter what. When Svetlana sets her gaze on her, it means more to Rose than being in any movie. More than being onstage, more than a million eyes looking at her.
To have someone as stunning as Svetlana look at her like that was the best compliment Rose had ever received.
And her makeup was another thing that awed Rose. It somehow always looked both glamorous and effortless, a perfect dusting of gold on her eyelids, or a deep red lipstick that suited her so well it made it seem like all humans should be born with lips that red. She had a perfectly formed Cupid’s bow, and she would purse her lips in such a way, it made Rose want to take Svetlana’s bottom lip between her teeth and—
“Rose? Are you alright?” Shane’s voice broke Rose out of her haze, and she quickly flashed him a smile.
“Never better. Sorry, just a bit distracted.”
“You looked like you were in another world, is everything okay?”
“Of course. Everything is great.” Rose was so beyond fucked. Svetlana consumed every thought she had. And Rose had no plans to change that. She was well and truly fucked.
🚨 ANYA CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
I see the vision
Ilya is the kind of dog parent who talks to Anya CONSTANTLY
he’s telling her about his day, he’s describing his childhood in detail bc who is she to judge? he’s telling her everything about the dish he’s cooking, the show he’s watching, and he’s debriefing every event ever.
And Anya loves every second. She’s tilting her head, she’s woofing along to his shows, she’s sitting right next to him so she can perk her ears and listen to every second.
Shane comes home once right after they get married and hears “Malyshka, he is almost home! You must be a good girl!” And then proceeds to hear his husband tell Anya all about him and how happy he is and how lucky she is to have such a nice Dad.
And Anya agrees because her Papa is the happiest with Shane around
Ilya Rozanov is a hufflepuff/gryffindor mix and no one can change my mind. (We’re pretending he wouldn’t have gone to Durmstrang)
And if I said Shane Hollander gives Slytherin vibes…what then
Outfits from my Yule Ball AU
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81132256/chapters/213223086
this crossover means sm to me
“You block people over politics?” girl I block people if they don't like Remus Lupin.
happy salt air and the rust on your door month to all those who celebrate
my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.
women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)
“I asked chat GPT” yeah we can tell
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old
I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down
every time.
writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.
Hollanov Outsider POV Fic Recs
This is hands down my favourite way to read Heated Rivalry stories at the moment. So, I decided to share a few with you guys in the hopes you might find a favourite read of 2026 in there too.
Feel free to add your favourites or (even better) stories YOU'RE writing/have written as well! We need more and every story should be celebrated! ♡
Yuna Hollander POV
Learning to Fly by WriteSmart: Oneshot. Yuna has let go of a lot in her life, including her own dream to play professional hockey. [One of the most beautiful character studies on Yuna! Also: Podfic excists!]
It starts in an elevator by Sporkess: Series. Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... [This is one of my alltime fave HR series. Stunning work!]
morality clause by canadadry: Complete. Yuna does her research—apparently, a morals clause is common, in contracts like this.
Wunderkind by a_good_soldier: Oneshot. When Shane was born an ocean away from her homeland, Yuna Hollander, who did not pray, whispered into the world: Let every door open for him, my son.
(wild and flourescent) come home (to my heart) by devereauxing: Oneshot. No shit. “You just suggested euthanising my son.”
the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose by alchemystique: Oneshot. Yuna Hollander works through years of memories in attempt to discover when she should have known her son didn't trust her with all of himself. [Podfic available]
David Hollander POV
tu peux sauter loin de la peur by Revenant: Oneshot. David goes to Shane's cottage to get his phone charger. Or maybe, it's really not about the phone charger. [Podfic available.]
Observations on Fatherhood by HH_Arrow: Oneshot. From the day Shane is born, David promises to protect him from everything—especially from the kind of love that comes with conditions. [Made me emotional. It's incredible!]
last one to leave the bleachers every time by Anonymous. Oneshot. what David Hollander and Ilya Rozanov talk about while Shane and Yuna are outside in episode six. [Podfic available]
Hayden Pike POV
The Waiting Game by Rizandace: Complete. Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.
contingency plans by anincompletelist (soldouthaz): Oneshot. Ilya needs a place to go, and Hayden's happens to be the closest. It turns out to be a good thing.
Background Check by halfbaked_ziti: Oneshot. Hayden Pike has a babysitting emergency, and no one else to call.
Hayden Pike, Noted Ally by eden22: Oneshot. Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance. [Podfic available!]
your good buddy lily by larry_larson: Complete. Of all things, Hayden doesn't expect a t-shirt to be the thing that exposes it all. [Only available for AO3 User.]
A is for Ally by imperfectcircle and kenopsia (indie). Oneshot. After inadvertantly bearing witness to a dick pic from "Lily", Hayden goes so hard as an ally that he circles right back around to homophobia. [Podfic available.]
connecting the dots by defcontwo. Oneshot. “Holy fucking shit, it all makes sense now. Lily is a dominatrix.” Or: Hayden is connecting the dots. Maybe. [Podfic available]
I Like Jane For You by icopythefax: Oneshot. After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane. [Podfic available]
So Lily's Just a Buddy? by multifandomhomo. Oneshot. Or, Hayden needs to get better at not looking at Shane’s phone, but to his defense, it’s always open. [Podfic available.]
Cliff Marleau POV
The Shane Hollander Thing by fandom_commitment_issues: Complete. Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years. Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing. [Podfic available]
The Way Hockey Is by Erisenyo: Oneshot. Cliff Marlow's POV of The Hit and the aftermath, as he starts to put a few things together.
A Formal Study of the Heart by HH_Arrow: Series. Cliff Marleau gets assigned to keep the new Russian rookie out of trouble. Fifteen years later, he gives a speech at Ilya's wedding.
outlier by conturbat_me: Oneshot. The new kid's an omega.
of a certain age by gurlsrool: Oneshot. Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all…she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?
The Cliff Marleau Files by unsane_poet: Oneshot. Missing moments from Boston. Or, How Cliff Marleau figures it out. [My Cliff finds out favourite. Absolutely adore this one!]
Scott Hunter POV
stuck in symmetry by firelord_zutara: Oneshot. Scott Hunter has the unfortunate experience of rooming next to Ilya Rozanov at the 2011 All-Stars.
Scott Hunter's Impeccable Gaydar by epexegetical: Oneshot. Answering the questions "how did Scott and Shane go from fisticuffs to chatting idly about black mold in a few weeks" and "what happens when two deeply closeted men try to out-hetero each other".
I've Been Down Here Before (I Know the Way Out) by HollowIsTheWorld: Oneshot. Scott's been the subject of a lot of rude comments, on and off the ice. [Podfic available]
Knowing by toomuchplor. Oneshot. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are not Scott's problem. That's all there is to it. [Podfic available.]
quick, he needs more hockey! by SafelyCapricious. Oneshot. Both Scott and Kip POV. Shane Hollander has been traded to the Admirals.
Overall Fandom POV
You Have (81) Unread Messages by subcorax: Series. Ilya becomes one of the WAGs. [one of the first I've read!]
love takes miles by corsi: Complete. Ten years, as seen through fandom. [Podfic available]
Other's POV
What Jackie Knows by probablylily: Complete. Jackie Pike: 5 times Jackie learns something about Shane + 1 time she learns something about Ilya.
Captain Obvious by Llamafarm: Complete. A 5 + 1 story about five people who observe the relationship between Shane and Ilya unfold in real time and come to their own conclusions about what's going on.
Jane & Lily by Amee19: Series. Where each the Boston Raiders and the Metros get in contact with Lily and Jane.
Is Ilya Rozanov Really....? (A 5+1 story) by Ubiquitously_Ubiquitous: Complete. after Ilya signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, five times Ilya’s new neighbors in Ottawa learned he was nothing like they expected, plus the one time he was.
Vibes Are Not Data by GlitterCity. Wyatt Hayes POV Oneshot. So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either. [Podfic available.]
A good example of team bonding by 048b. Troy Barrett POV Oneshot. It was kind of sweet how much Shane talked about Ilya. Troy hadn't realized they hung out that much during the offseason. They must be really good friends. [Podfic available]
speak to us of clothes by whimsicule: Oneshot. Shane hires a stylist.
Luca Haas, Tumblrina by adevyish: Oneshot. Luca Haas’ rookie year, as told through Tumblr.
Part 2 [coming soon]
heyyy I’m looking for a heated rivalry fic! It was set pre-long game (in the hookup era) and Ilya got injured in a game but didn’t tell anyone. Shane noticed that night that he was hurt and took care of him. If anyone knows which one I mean, thank you so much!