I'm In Love With My Own Sins

[anxietyproblem]

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[mollyjames]

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

[memorycycle]

dont take bird noises for granted

[memorycycle]

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[romancenjoyer]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[homunculus-argument]

If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.

[thysilus]

i fucking love isolation!!! give it up for isolation!!!!!! [sound of a single person clapping reverberating off the walls]

[thuesdaynightdykelife]

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

[enki2]

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[yd12k]

[adz]

no caption can possibly make this funnier

[soulsingerinasessionband]

happy birthday ole worm

[adz]

happy birthday ole worm

[frigbob]

[elodieunderglass]

They did indeed have feet

[zoomar]

Nightmare of the boy who wouldn't eat breadcrusts.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the Breadcrust Man