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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lead poisoning FROM BULLETS. The Romans would have started breaking out into hives and sacrifices by three pm
SENTIMENTAL VALUE (Affeksjonsverdi) dir. Joachim Trier (2025)
i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.
*puts a disk in u*
Thank you
well. now I need this
Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist
Okay, but the runs in her stockings! She starts out with beautiful, clearly new stockings, and then over the course of the video they get shredded, then there's a close up on a scrape on her leg that looks like it's from a wire - oh there's themes there!
Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
[Image IDs: Image #1: Tweet from grace (@/ brainSoupp_) reading: i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader
Image #2: Tweet from rax 'levon honkers' king (@/ RaxKingIsDead) on Oct 8, 2024 reading: old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy 'whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what's with da barking' /End IDs]
the thing twitter has over tumblr is the ability to have handles next to your url which is especially good in the case of environmental storytelling, for example the person that tweeted something like "every time a gay person [does something nonserious] I go to chick fil a" as an obvious joke and their handle in the screenshot was "[name] the GAY IM GAY" you really cant get that level of storytelling here
This is the one
so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg
doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.
remember remember
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.
Yeah okay Ill reblog that!
Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.
The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.
(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)
This whole thread is so beautiful to me that I can explain it
The man who invented the K-Cup coffee pod almost 20 years ago says he regrets doing so and can't understand the popularity of the products t
L. David Mech, who popularised the idea that there were 'alpha' and 'beta' wolves in his 1970 book The Wolf, has spent the rest of his career trying to debunk this. (The original studies were done on captive wolves, and thus didn't simulate an accurate model of wolf pack dynamics.)
The idea that wolf packs are led by a merciless dictator, or alpha wolf, comes from old studies of captive wolves. In the wild, wolf packs a
In the wild, researchers have found that most wolf packs are simply families, led by a breeding pair, and bloody duels for supremacy are rare.
“What would be the value of calling a human father the alpha male?” says L. David Mech, a senior research scientist at the U.S. Geological Survey, who has studied wolf packs in the wild for decades. “He’s just the father of the family. And that’s exactly the way it is with wolves.”
My personal favorite, the your fave is problematic OP
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/25/style/your-fave-is-problematic-tumblr.html