eneras

XXVII - AKA ArtForEneras

[coldswarkids]

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

[coldswarkids]

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[depsidase]

[symdog]

back at it again at krispy kreme

[micromontage]

😏😁 🏃🤸🤸💥–

[mrsterlingeverything]

We’re gonna be painting this shit on the town walls when the big solar flare happens

[userfinalgirls]

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[dungeonskeleton]

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

[digitalwizard01]

There's something thats just so incredibly funny about the Afroman lawsuit cause theres literally no substance to it. Seeing all these cops getting upset and offended by Afroman music in a courtroom setting is just so fucking funny. Like a lawyer asking a cop "what private information of yours exactly was breached by the phrase "receding hairline dipshit"?" Like you could have saved yourself the extra humiliation, but instead you guys took it to court and now everyone has seen your sheriff literally break down crying over a song that says she licks pussy. Thats just objectively hilarious

[digitalwizard01]

I can't get over this. Afroman releasing individual diss tracks about each of the cops is so good. Cause like its one thing to make one or two songs about the house raid, but then to proceed to make a song called "Randy Walters is a son of a Bitch", call him out by name and say you fucked his wife, and then have that same cop go on court record saying he cannot confirm or deny that he got cucked by Afroman. Like congrats man. Before, everyone just thought he was joking about fucking your wife, but now you wont deny it

[somebodytolove31]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[hobgoblinhero]

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

[silverbirching]

File this under "Hell is empty and all the devils are here" and bring me my lunch in a flask, Jeeves.

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[kropotkindersurprise]

We salute an absolute icon 🫡

[gaylor-moon]

[olyphant-tim]

BENEDICT & SOPHIE + text posts

[jinglyjangly-theclowm]

RANKING THE SHAPES MOMMY SHOWS ME (CONTROVERSIAL?)

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[ziggy-scardust]

that’s next week! Don’t forget!