lick it like u like it

heya there, welcome to my blog im alice from germany, im 20 years old and go to college, this blog could be described as a heaving pile of steaming memes          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Why

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

[mcmangos]

finally

[jecenifo]

we no longer have to Make Do

[rcktpwr]

*walking into the apple store* hey Genius Bar if youre such fucking geniuses what should i do with my life, huh?  huh, smart guys?  hm?  please?

[itamedgojira-deactivated2019021]

throughout history it has been a man’s job to provi..

no, throughout history men have actively prevented the independence of women, they have actively prevented our mobility, rights to an education, and livable income. they’ve abused our reproductive capability and passed us around like properties, they’ve used religion to rationalize their hatred of us, and to put us in a place of subordination. so y’all can shut the fuck up about men being “providers” like it was some benevolent gesture, in an attempt to rationalize sexism.

[sensorys]

source

[pink-mage]

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[thefinefriend1]

[anarchyisfunandfree]

“It would be to expensive to provide for everyone or implement environmentally sustainable practices” really just translates to “the well being of humans and the environment are low on capitalism’s priority list”.

[spicypon3]

Explain to me how a Polar Bear being happy affects me being happy. I don’t like bears. 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

polar bears exist so they can eat people who make dumb comments like this

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[theshitneyspears]

anyone in AHS Cult: you should work on getting over your fears 

Sarah Paulson:

[stimful-gifts]

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[geniusoflove]

this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever seen

[huskyvagina-deactivated20210528]

I’m gagging…

[wiiiine]

I thought the caption was an exaggeration but it’s not

[boughieandblessed]

I cant be mad but like… Jesus

[boughieandblessed]

Ive watched this like 3 times

[21gramsofgrace]

Wow..

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

i feel like i’m seeing this through 3 pairs of eyes

[virginiaisforhaters]

ok but like this is basically a music video? like damn get into the editing business girl

[jonbutter]

telling me to shut up is a violation of my first amendment rights, so technically i can speak for as long as i want. anyway, i don’t know the bride or groom but i do have some thoughts on the 4th shrek movie,

[shermansky]

That scene in the shining where he breaks down the door but instead of jack nicholson its the doulingo owl

[goodassdog]

[disgustinganimals]

don’t leave animals alone in your home. this could happen to you.

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

Me listening to George Michael

[soup-erb]