I'm Really A Duck

Engineer, writer, epic nerd, and all around me.

[thememedaddy]

[xueyangapologist]

[berlynn-wohl]

[animentality]

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[sugar-craxy]

Me and my lines

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

[cameoappearance]

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[boybeetles]

uterus mysticism is weird to me, besides all the bioessentialism stuff, because like. Dude it’s just an organ. Imagine if we did this to the gallbladder or kidneys.

[boybeetles]

Divine feminine is stored in the appendix actually. appendicitis is just the Virgin Mary trying to break through to you. Never get your appendix removed its mother Mary speaking to you.

[koilotus]

*more prints may be added as this fundraiser will be an ongoing part of my shop

[hawnks]

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

[drbased]

reblog if you're literally 30+

[man-peach-reborn]

After all these years... finally, we have them all

[haarute]

it's so fucking funny to see sam reich releasing like 5 different warnings ahead of time to get people to watch the latest game changer as soon as it airs because the man KNEW that if the tumblr girlies woke up to a clip of brennan lee mulligan saying he's leaving dropout with zero context he'd get murdered in his sleep

[as-intimidating-as-a-butterfly]

[disinheritoad]

The full set!!!

then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

[prokopetz]

It’s been thirty years, and the bit in The Princess Bride where Inigo goes:

“Let me explain… no, there is too much. Let me sum up.”

… is still the most relatable exchange I’ve ever seen in a film.

[cure-icy-writes]

the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately