A Gay Disaster

Tashi | Adult | They/Them | Dunno what I'm doing °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

we need playing pretend now more than ever

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[aridotdash]

Personally I don't think children should be sold out of vending machines at all

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[wizardofgaysex]

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

[crybabydyke-deactivated20180227]

I was going to replace the word ‘hat’ with something else, but this is honestly way funnier

[dragongirlsweetie]

idk about you all but the horrors at the lowest depths of the ocean are completely within my comprehension. it's just some weird fish with sharp teeth or like, a big squid or whatever. maybe some huge sea bug. why is this so existentially terrifying to you all

[cheetahtrout]

They dont have to pay taxes, survive under pressures unimaginable and some people mistake their awe for terror

[wittyno]

You're telling me that if you were deep underwater. Where no light reaches and a 60-foot giant squid (yes, they can get that large) came towards you, you wouldn't have a heart attack?

This cunt:

https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/23/2012/04/giant_squid01.jpg

[jabberwockypie]

I mean, I'd be pretty alarmed if I saw a lion coming toward me, too, but I consider lions to be within the realm of my comprehension.

But I also don't go places where they live, so it's not really a problem.

[kedreeva]

Also if I DO go where they live, and I want to get away, I can just go back to land. They're not following me home, they're pretty stuck in the water. A lion might follow me home. I think I'd be MUCH more scared of a lion.

[memehex]

Would you like to import your contact—

[drops-of-universe]

ive got some grief stuck in my ribs yes

[sentientsky]

hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[mattibee]

hey check this out- *beams a live feed of a yet undiscovered species of deep sea creature directly into your mind*

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

The nearest plushie to you just came to life (if it's a character plushie they have their original personality), how is it doing?

good

bad

great

awful

it's funny

results

Voting ended onJun 24, 2025

[enigmatic-bumble]

My puppy fought a bee but she lost (got stung)

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Hi I like your posts... I don't know what else to say... Feel free to kill me with guns and knives

[wetchickenbreast]

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

[wetchickenbreast]

i mean normal advisor

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[lvmimis]

being crazy over fictional characters is so funny cuz you'll be fine all day and then you start Thinking and then you can feel yourself transform in real time