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avantegarda

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

avantegarda

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

tenoko1

Just because you still struggle doesn’t mean you haven’t learned things that would have helped a younger you, and thus someone else.

dorothygale

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

mjalti

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

gayhex

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

squeezemetillipop

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

kuramamanamahamanamana

Red - Mad

metaphoricalicecream

maybemoonbeams

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

starwarsepisodeiv

tubby custard.

maybemoonbeams

roboco-san

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

vintagevickyy

Who hurt you?

roboco-san

my father did you not read the post

johnnyjoestarrelatable

being an adult is just. you wake up and tell other people your back hurts

fakehistory

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

2aminmyworld

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

stimman4000

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good--bye--binary

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@mityfresh !

mityjunk

bhrimilian

sandandglass

itscalledfashionlookitup

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

macabrekawaii

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

returningjedi

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

aphony-cree

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

asummonersdream

Here’s a fun test to discover what kind of D&D character you’d be! Tag yourself with the results, I’m a Level 1 Neutral Good Gnome Wizard

dungeonmalcontent

Spent a good amount of time to figure out that I really am the human equivalent of a saltine cracker. 3rd level human cleric, true neutral. I’d like to think I’d be knowledge domain, but who knows. At the very least I can cast 2nd level spells… like locate object… so I can find my phone after I put it down.

Edit: bonus, my wife also got the same thing, except she got a level in paladin. If that isnt evidence for birds of a feather I don’t know what is.

#chaotic evil #human ranger 3rd level #i was one off from being a sorcerer bro