Just Chillin Tbh

[achesspiece]

the biden administration has just announced they're changing the national bird from the eagle to a dragon with fucking massive tits

[utopians]

Greatest website of all time I hope it survives forever

[sacred-portal]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Sold out show at the mushroom-only Pepsi concert event

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[rslashrats]

damm… this s*hit is better than jerking off, smoking weed, drunk driving, gambling, jerking off, … AND vaping 😍

[mesetacadre]

the fact that the bullet only graced trump's ear... they were meant for eachother... but by a tragic twist of fate they shall never meet again... all whilst wrapped up in circumstances larger than them...... this too, is yuri

[mesetacadre]

[pjackk]

i want Greek Guy addicted to Reggaeton and Latin American Culture!!

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

i want you buried & in chains In pieces

[pjackk]

I wish i wasnt me

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

[sirhro]

[cikero]

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[hotsugar]

[spheciform]

Unironically I think we need just a more powerful DS again. Dual screens fuck. The amount of creativity and interactivity and cool UI that went into DS games is literally unmatched and like those things were tough as fuck too. Please hear my wish. I get that the switch is technically handheld and thus portable but also no it is not that thang is so delicate and lacks the sophistication of just being able to shut it at a moments notice to pause everything without having to hit a pause menu. Does anyone hear me. Hello. Pokémon ranger.

[raspberrybluejeans]

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

[dragonastra]

I saw a tesla last week with a bumper sticker that said something along the lines of "I bought this before we knew Elon was insane" and honestly?? Fair. Been thinking about them ever since.

[something-existing-somewhere]

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

[enotji]

Need to get overstimulated and go nonverbal in the top golf parking lot