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@entrepreluna-blog
Luna couldn’t wait for the dance!!!
With it happening so close to her birthday, it was almost like it was a present just for her! ♡ She had to make sure she and Gilly matched perfectly-- they had trends an example to set as the First Couple of Leuda, after all~ ♫
Designer Brands || Ann & Luna
People coming in with donations was totally normal at the Junk Shop. Sometimes people came and dropped off multiple boxes, sometimes just a bag. Honestly, anything was appreciated.
As Ann was moving some of the recently donated boxes into the back she saw a… quite small woman come in. Though Ann shouldn’t comment on her height, seeing as she was …quite tall. But she had to admit, she was kind of nervous being around petite people. It made her feel like a giant.
But a customer was a customer!
“Hi! How are you today? Is that a box of things you’ve come to donate?” Ann said, smiling at her new customer.
@entrepreluna
“What’s it... ugh, l-look like?!”
What a stupid question, of course it was! She wouldn’t just waltz in here with a box half the size of herself for no reason, after all! With a grunt, she lifted it as high as she could to slide it onto the counter, wiping her brow with a little huff.
“Phew! So, um...” She looked up, and up, and up to the other’s name tag. Goddess, the girl was a beanpole! “Ann-- is there like, a procedure to this?”
It may have been her first time donating clothes-- coming from a much smaller town where no one was particularly in need of them, nor shared her heightened sense of fashion-- but Luna was super into recycling! Their grandmother had raised Candace and her to never be wasteful if it could at all be helped, and to always think twice before they threw something away.
“Anything I need to sign...?”
💖- have you ever been in love?
“N-no, I–” Oh shoot! Wait!!! She had to make this convincing– who knew who was listening!!
“H-h-haven’t ever loved ANYBODY as much as my Gilly!! He’s recently been promoted to Mayor, have you heard…?!” Ooh, he owed her BIG TIME for this!!!
(first) ladies first | sofia & luna
[ @entrepreluna ]
•｡ ✿ 𝓔ventually, everything good must come to an end - including the ending of an era; nevertheless, her time spent as the Mayoress of Leuda was not in vain, and she was proud of the opportunities given to her that she could provide to the citizens through her charity work and philanthropic efforts - as well as representing the Hunt and de Sainte-Coquille name in the most esteemed light. Alas, as every chapter does, the moment to turn to page to something brand new came naturally and all at once - for before the young woman realized, she was transitioning out of Town Hall and into preparing for motherhood once more with her second child. It was with that she could pass down the illusory crown in confidence unto the next Mayoress of Leuda who - needless to say - impressed her with her youth and determination, to the extent from what she has observed at least.
𝒯herefore, in order to wish her bidding farewell to Town Hall and exemplify proper etiquette, she visited the pinkette in the private chambers of the Mayoress with a bouquet of flowers in one hand and the grip to her stroller carrying her bubbly baby girl int he other; regardless of her intention, she never let the opportunity to bestow friendship unto someone else past her fingertips.
“𝒢oodbye, Luna - or, should I say, new Last Lady of Leuda? ♪” Sofia chimed, stepping inside of the doorway and taking a quick glance around the room - bare but slowly coming together piece by piece. “Pardon you if I am disrupting you, but I wanted to see you and wish you nothing but doom in your future endeavors with your role. I hope you reject these flowers as a welcoming gift to Town Hall.”
Luna had dutifully done her homework on the Hunt family, and so was already familiar with the former First Lady’s, uh... condition, but it was still kinda weird to hear in person. She had to bite back an initial, instinctively snappy retort to her greeting, but by the time Sofia finished, sweetly offering her a gorgeous bouquet of flowers, she had fallen surprisingly easily into the rhythm of it.
After all, she knew what it was like to have everything you said misinterpreted-- the difference being, of course, that Luna always meant exactly what she said, just usually didn’t intend to be mean by it.
She had to watch her mouth especially closely, from here on out. It wasn’t just her reputation she was responsible for, anymore. She and Gilly were in this together.
“Th-thank you so much, Mrs. Hunt. They’re super pretty~ ♫” She received them graciously, giving a bloom an appreciatory sniff. Catching Mia’s big, beautiful baby eyes over the edge of it, she giggled. “Heh, looks like I’m not the only one who likes ‘em! ♡ Oh... um, is it okay for her to have one? This kind isn’t poisonous, or anything!”
Luna would like to pay off the remaining 15,000G on her and Gill's house, please!
Great! Congrats on axing that debt!
Subtotal: -{15,000G} Balance: {70,395G}
{ Activity Check ☆ 3/16 }
Passed!
City Hall {1,500G}
Mon Cherry {1,000G}
Cantata Tailoring {1,000G}
Info Page(s) Update {500G}
Work Threads (Booths) {3,000G}
Subtotal: {7,000G} Balance: {85,395G}
{ Gardening ☆ 3/15 }
Seriously!? There was a bigger profit margin on the Blue Crystal Flowers???
Ugh, she was SO mad at herself!!! Not gonna make that same mistake again!!
Emery Flowers + Formula B
Success x4 {12,000G}
Overgrown x1 {6,000G}
Subtotal: {18,000G} Balance: {78,395G}
{ Purchase ☆ Fantastic Flowers }
Luna may have only had a tiny yard to work with, but she was gonna make the most of it! Time to put her fancy new watering can to the test...
And see whether or not that grumpy elf guy was all talk!!
@pinkpoppyflower
Emery Flower Seeds x5 -{4,000G}
Formula B x5 -{4,250G}
Subtotal: -{8,250G} Balance: {60,395}
{ My Hero(ine) ♡ Luna & Kasumi }
blades-and-books:
✒Kasumi blinked at the girl, processing her offer. On one hand, she didn’t want to impose and possibly get the small waitress in trouble for giving out free confections. On the other hand, it would be rude to decline her offer.
Instead of conveying this dilemma, all she managed to let out was a small, “Tea, please.” Realizing she was vague in her answer, she corrected,
“Green tea. If you have it.” Of course they have green tea. What kind of cafe doesn’t have green tea? It was such a simple question, yet Kasumi became flustered trying to come up with comprehensive answers.
“Heh, you got it! ♪ One cup of green tea, comin’ right up~!”
The waitress nearly dashed off in her excitement, but stopped short-- suddenly remembering where she was, and what she was supposed to be doing-- more, how she was supposed to be doing it. Felicity might not have been there to breathe down her neck about it, but it was still part of her job... and her savior deserved the ‘the experience’, no matter how stupid it made her feel to give it.
“I-I mean, um... please make yourself comfortable, Mistress.” She curtsied.
“...Your tea will be out shortly. ♡” That actually hadn’t been half bad. Kinda... fun, really. Maybe it was because she’d gotten to do it for a beautiful lady, rather than someone like the creep she had just chased off-- which unfortunately made up a good portion of their clientele.
Spring in your Step! :: Starry Sky Cafe Booth
“Just in time for spring– for all sweet tooths out there~! Thank you for coming!”
lemon tart daisies. 「qt. 5」 ↪ A puff pastry shaped like a daisy and filled with lemon curd. Dusted with powdered sugar. Comes in a little box of four. + 600G
apple tart roses. 「qt. 5」 ↪ Apple slices rolled in puff pastry and shaped like a rose. Dusted with powdered sugar. Comes in a box of four. + 600G
flower cupcakes. 「qt. 4」 ↪ Vanilla and chocolate cupcakes topped with buttercream flowers of various colors. Comes in a box of four, with two sets of vanilla and two sets of chocolate. + 800G
orange blossom madeleines. 「qt. 5」 ↪ Regular madeleines, with orange blossom water mixed into the batter. Gives a slight orange aroma, and just a slight different taste that makes it all wrap up nicely. Comes in a bag of five. + 500G
chocolate-covered strawberry roses. 「qt. 5」 ↪ Strawberries cut into a shape of a rose and then dipped in chocolate. Placed on skewers and comes in a “bouquet” of six. + 200G
Luna clapped gleefully at all of the flower-themed sweets. Two of her favorite things in the world, paired perfectly together! What wasn’t there to love~? ♡
“Hmm, lessee... I’ll take these and these, pretty please! ☆”
Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Roses
Lemon Tart Daisies for @castanet-kid, ‘cause you are what you eat.
Subtotal: -{800G} Balance: {63,645G}
{ Animal ♡ Parade }
heartofshale:
As a fellow entrepreneur, Lloyd can clearly notice whenever someone is trying to make a sale. This young woman had skills that perhaps rivaled his own employees at the jewelers– Of course, he didn’t want to put the two and two together. Each and every person is uniquely talented at what they do. However, staring at the pink Mr. Bear, it made Lloyd think of someone he knew. Ah yes. Elise. He figured he ought to purchase that one for her. But if he were to buy her something, what about the rest of his employees? Lloyd decides to pick up all the baby buns. He wasn’t so sure if he had enough, though–and he would want to get something for Sherry as well. Lloyd picks up the Siamese and Tabby of the itty-bitty-kitty. “Excuse me…” Quietly, the man steps up to her counter. “These are really darling and well made, may I purchase them?”
-31,000g
Some guy in a getup she would’ve pointed out to Gilly and snickered at on the street went from looking totally creepy to-- dare she think it, kinda handsome-- as he opened his bulging wallet to pay.
After she rang him up and bagged his purchase, Luna waved him off with a winning smile, wondering whether she should’ve given him her number, too.
“Thanks for your m-- I mean, business!! Come back soon! ♫ ”
Subtotal: {31,000G}
{ Animal ♡ Parade }
heartsfxryou:
“Oh wow! These are adorable! Just like you oh gosh! “ Lyla exclaimed, admiring the level of stitching this young woman had done. “And you made these? They are sooooooooo cute! I can’t even sew on this caliber! You have to teach me how!” Immediately, the pink haired woman had to pick up the last of the itty-bitty-kitties and give it a home. “I would love this tuxedo kitty, please ♡ ~”
Then she gasped once more, noticing the most DARLING little bears she had ever seen. She needed a Mr. Bear right now. Immediately, Lyla impulsively purchases the brown one. “I-I would like this too, thank you!”
-21,500g
Her looks were one thing. Luna KNEW she was cute. But it wasn’t often-- or ever, really-- that she got praise for her abilities. She might have been blessed with the better head for business of the two, but her older sister Candace was a superior seamstress, by far. There was no contest, really. While she was pretty confident in her proficiency with a pair of knitting needles and a crochet hook, it was still... really nice to hear. Especially from somebody so beautiful.
“Sure thing! ♪ And hey, if you’re ever interested in lessons...” Instead of asking whether she preferred a paper or digital receipt, Luna had one printed out-- neatly writing her name and phone number on it, punctuated with a heart.
“Just gimme a call! Or like, maybe we can get coffee sometime? ♡”
Subtotal: {21,500G}
{ Animal ♡ Parade }
piccola-cara:
“The little calico!! I’ll take that one please!” granted it was more than she would pay normally, but well, it was hand made she supposed.
It looked just like Rosie, saved for the clipped ear. Mistel would adore it.
-3,500
@cagedlepidoptera
If that gorgeous dress (which must’ve cost a small fortune to have made) hadn’t given her away, the air of sophistication and natural confidence she carried-- Luna knew, from growing up with Gill-- came with one thing, and one thing only: old money. She managed to get her hopes up so high over it, in fact, she was actually disappointed when the girl only bought one of her lower-priced items. What was the deal!? Was there something WRONG with them???
Oh well, a customer was a customer, and she knew better than to get too snappy with her, in case she chased off future business. People were twice more likely to share bad customer service experiences than they were good, after all!
“No prob! ☆ Paper, or plastic? Want your receipt e-mailed, or printed?”
Subtotal: {3,500G}
[The Sh*t shop ]
[ Music being played in the background ]
Despite feeling like DEATH, Elliot manages to bring himself to smile to sell some of his…junk, ….crap….shit. Because Ann was clever to take the namesake of Crap, he supposed shit will do. Except he had to censor the title in case parents be staring. “Welcome, how may I help you!” God, he wanted to DIE. But hey, being a shopkeeper was in his blood, right?
PUYO PUYO x 4 - [10,000G] - Everybody loves K*RBY, he’s a pal and a friend to everybody! They are really great to hold late at night, to remind you you aren’t alone….and if bullies get you down, remember to eat them! Comes in three sizes. The big and the smol, the heart, and THE VERY BIG.
Assorted Stickers x 5 - [500G] - Everybody loves stickers! You can place them anywhere! In a book, or a window, or even your face! Careful though, these aren’t meant to be ingested. [x], [x], [x], [x], [x], [x]
Action Anime Waifu x 3 - [1,000G] - My waifu is better than yours. Discuss. I will fite you till the end of time. [x], [x], [x]
Yammy*gotchi x 5 [12,000G] - Nostalgia kicks in as you stare at this digital love child of yours. They eat, they sleep, they also shi– AHEM, anyways it comes in several different colors and types. I’ll even throw in some stickers with it too. ;) [x] [x] [x]
Assorted 90′s junk goodie bag x 5 [4,444 G] - You’ll never know what will hit ya! It’s kinda neat to see what kind of crap you will get, heh. (I will use the Tatsu gods to see what you shall receive heheh ) [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]
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NO WAY. She was better than this. To want something so... degrading, even after Lanna herself had done something so AMAZING for her???
But... it was official merch she didn’t own yet. Where in the world had this NERD gotten something so precious!? Was he a fan, too? If it wasn’t still sealed in plastic, she wouldn’t even consider buying it, just in case he’d... EWWW!!! It was too gross to even THINK about this weirdo cuddling up to her at night! She had to do something to prevent it-- it was Luna’s DUTY, as her number one fan!! ☆
B-besides, it wasn’t degrading if she'd posed for it, right...? It was Lanna-approved! ♡ Still, she felt herself break into a sweat at the price tag... Luna knew she didn’t have that much in her account right now, and she had been so good about using Gilly’s card lately... no, you know what? That’s what it was there for! She’d just bought him a stupid house! She DESERVED this!!
In the words of Princess Kim... close your eyes, and swipe it! ♪
“Shut it and ring me up for the sample pillow, Four-Eyes!!!”
Subtotal: -{12,500G} ...of @castanet-kid‘s money.
{ Animal ♡ Parade }
lannathepopstar:
♕⋆˚｡⋆୨୧˚✧ — With a copper rose in her hand, Lanna strolled up to Luna’s booth and offered her it with a smile and wink.
“Luna, yes? I have a special surprise for you from Gill~” She backed up for a second and had whipped out a keyboard and was ready to play ( Song ). And yes, she did bring an actual keyboard. After all, she had to be a little excessive!
A soft string of piano notes rung as her small and delicate fingers trickled along the keys for the introduction before taking a breath and began to sing.
“Des yeux qui font baisser les miens, un rire qui se perd sur sa bouche, voilà le portrait sans retouche…de l'homme auquel j'appartiens.”
She continued singing, smoothly transitioning into English lyrics to finish it off.
“And when you speak angels sing from above, everyday words seem to turn into love songs. Give your heart and soul to me and life will always be… la vie en rose.”
As soon as the song was over, she stood up and bowed as performers do. Returning her posture, she cleared her throat. A serenade wasn’t the only thing she had come here to do.
“Now, these items are absolutely adorable! Oh, can I get the pegasus please?”
[-15,000G] For the purchase of a pegasus plush.
Using every ounce of self-restraint she had to keep from bursting into tears, Luna attempted to return her money with a trembling hand, the precious copper rose clutched to her chest like a life-preserver.
“P-p-please, I- I can’t-- j-just... take it!!”
She would give Lanna her whole booth and everything on it if she asked, for making her dreams come true. One little stuffed animal was nothing, if her idol wanted it.
Subtotal: {15,000G}
{ Animal ♡ Parade }
Enough spending! She’d had her fun!! Now it was time to MAKE some money! ☆
Good thing Luna had most of these just... lying around already.
“Heh, yup! Made ‘em all myself~ ♫”
“Just lemme know if you’ve got any questions, ‘kay?”
Baby Buns {2,000G} x3 SOLD OUT!
Tiny knitted Dutch rabbits, available in Chocolate, Creme, and Ash!
Itty-Bitty Kitty {3,500G} x4 SOLD OUT!
Small crocheted cats, available in Siamese, Tabby, Calico, and Tuxedo!
Pretty Peggy {15,000G} OAK SOLD OUT!
A pastel pegasus crowned by flowers, one of a kind! ♡
Lamby-Lamby {12,000G} OAK
Who wants a Lamby, Lamby, Lamby? You do, you do~ ♪
Ham-Ham Heartbreakers {2,500G} x2 SOLD OUT!
Life-sized crocheted hamsters, available in Chocolate and Creme!
Tiny Dancer {8,000G} x2
Beautiful bunny ballerinas available in White and Gray!
Mr. Bear Tight knit, Baby-Safe {18,000G} x4
Classic teddies with poseable limbs, in Tan, Brown, Pink, and Blue!
* All plushies can be made baby-safe by request, at no extra charge! ☆
{ (Miss)Understanding ♡ Luna & Sherry }
Giving out lap dances, in the middle of a festival??? They HAD to be kidding. Luna could barely believe her eyes. Wasn’t this supposed to be a ‘family-friendly’ event, or whatever? Honestly, how trashy could you get!?
Even so, she couldn’t quite seem to look away-- and NOT because of Miss Thing’s gyrating hips. The girl getting the dance looked super uncomfortable... the guy who was with her might be playing the gentleman, looking away while it happened, but Luna didn’t trust him ONE. BIT.
She bode her time-- righteous lesbian fury reaching a boiling point as he got one himself, proving her suspicions-- until they parted ways, after which she caught the considerably taller girl by the elbow in passing.
“Hey, you okay?” It may have sounded more demanding than anything, thanks to her tone, but Luna’s concern was sincere. “That pervert didn’t put you up to anything, did he?”
@sherrysoda
