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any pronouns | 20+

[illumiiiz]

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

[omegaversereloaded]

[real-language-facts]

language mama to their unwanted language child: you were an accent

[etirabys]

love too make models and advance human knowledge

[virtualgirladvance]

going bow-wow at her ta-ta til my ding-dong goes pooh-pooh in her yo-he-ho

[anik]

i love this guy

[dogpuppy]

[feldfrog]

Every 17 years, we have one of those Summers where there are millions of cicadas. Why is that the only bug that does that? Imagine if we had a Summer with millions of leaf bugs. I'd be like, what is this, Autumn?

[anphivenas]

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

[akashicrecord]

Don't mind that crackling sound I got pussy arthritis

[oliviawebsite]

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

[valtsv]

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

[valtsv]

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[astercontrol]

Rickrolling is deceptive, but it's among the most harmless forms of deception available

in other words, it may tell a lie, but it will never tell a lie and hurt you

[feldfrog]

Stop, Drop, and Roll also works if you're wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[studentofetherium]

I'm seeing people express tech nostalgia for internet explorer. this has gone too far

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.