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any pronouns | 20+

[illumiiiz]

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[crazymuffin1]

gay sex truehomo% glitchless sub7min WR

[redstonedust]

gay sex alternate ending cut content & easter eggs explained

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[crazymuffin1]

gay sex truehomo% glitchless sub7min WR

[redstonedust]

gay sex alternate ending cut content & easter eggs explained

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[indigosfindings]

also i love when tv shows signify that a new scene is immediately post-sex by cutting to a shot of two characters falling face-up into bed next to each other. it always makes me imagine that for them, sex must have taken the form of levitating supine above the mattress shoulder-to-shoulder, staring at the ceiling & not touching or acknowledging each other

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[relelvance]

Why is today literally Thursday lol

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[ri5k]

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[calllynx]

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

[calllynx]

Hello

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[aflo]