2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Helping hand
noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
this is the correct response btw
LAUFEY MADWOMAN, 2026
OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO STARRING HUDSON WILLIAMS, ALYSA LIU, MEGAN SKIENDIEL, & LOLA TUNG
My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”
I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
Heated Rivalry: the last frame of the first season
"commenting is hard i never know what to say" this is an actual comment i left on a fic last night
you can literally write anything you want
this comment being from 2:35 am adds to the atmosphere i think
# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN PT. 02
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com
She would have loved you. Like I love you.
HOLLANOV in HEATED RIVALRY | 1.06 "The Cottage"
I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
Can I also get in on the part where the doctor patiently bears with me as I scream the entire time and then gives me some spray cheese on a tongue depressor?
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Wrapped in several towels so that you don’t have to look at the scary thing
Having delicious snacks shoved into your face as fast as you can eat them while an injection ‘definitely didn’t happen’
Being told that you are a Brave Lady, Clever Little Man, or Sweet Baby for just sitting still
Getting your toenails clipped while you are here
"This is where Joel is beginning to understand what's happening inside him. It's been 20 years since there was anybody in his life like a Sam, that would ruin him if he were to lose them. He doesn't quite know how it happened, but it has begun to happen now with Ellie. When he sees what happens here, all he can think is "That's going to be her and me." And it terrifies him." - Craig Mazin
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