Voidy Boi

Being of absolute chaos... Shitposts, existential crisis and whatever else I'm in the mood for...

[eridanus-the-void]

Yes

[sosuperawesome]

Queer Chemistry Pride Pins / Stickers / Patches / T-Shirt

Yas Petit Poulet on Etsy

[the-lost-element]

Chemistry says Queer rights!!!

[eridanus-the-void]

I want those more than I want a sword but I cant get them bcus ✨the closet✨

[queer-wither]

me: gay minecraft

everyone: ***blacks out and reblogs***

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[eridanus-the-void]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS BUT YES I AGREE

[babyanimalgifs]

The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

[peachychip85000]

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

[kakaphoe]

too smoll

[geekwithsandwich]

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill

Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off

They are perfect and I love them

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

[ayellowbirds]

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.

(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

[jerkbitchidjitassbutt]

Wittle smol murder babies.

[eridanus-the-void]

Can we please talk about the fact that it is ONE OF the smollest in the world?

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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[eridanus-the-void]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was not my fact, and i am livid that it actually does make sense from an evolutionary standpoint (as it makes other male llamas sterile thus reducing competition). congratulations tumblr you have successfully ruined MY night 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the fact i was GOING to share, interestingly enough, also has to do with animal genitalia:

here is a photo of a blue whale penis mounted on a plaque, have a nice evening ♥

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#for $6.66 i will give you one awful Premium fact that is directly related to the whale penis fact but is actually so much worse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pleasure doing business with ya. your fact is: the above photo was taking at the Icelandic Phallological Museum aka the

***MUSEUM OF PENISES***

which houses the world’s largest display of penises (most of them non-human). yes this is a real place that exists, and is a popular tourist destination. and yes, many of the…exhibits have been mounted on plaques, for reasons best left unexplored

oh! here is a non-dehydrated blue whale. fun fact: the first photo was “just the tip!”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#and for one final payment of $6.66 i will give you ONE LAST BUT BY FAR THE MOST HORRENDOUS FACT about blue whale penises#much worse than the fact that a penis museum exists and has multiple whale penises on display

[icy-pants]

Would this fact happen to be that the blue whale ejaculates 5 whole gallons of semen at a time?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#or that the largest blue whale testical ever found held 30 gallons or semen?

these are not the facts i had in mind, but thank you for ruining the sorry remains of my day!!!

[shermanator32]

Oh I’ve been to the penis museum. How dare you not mention the penis comics! Or the phallic ice molds they sell? Or that they have a world record?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….what is the world record please

[eridanus-the-void]

Most are non-human?

[togedream]

I recently discovered sleeping crobat

[impsexual]

[wocinsolidarity]

BLESS

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

[jade-green-butterfly]

This deserves another reblog~~<33

[v1le-punk]

If i don’t reblog this, asume I’ve been assassinated by the government

[eridanus-the-void]

YES

[eridanus-the-void]

YA KNOW WHAT I WANNA SEE

pmseymour and one topic doing a collab... it would be so wholesome and cute... I want it...

[tea-y-track]

found this picture in my camera roll from 2019, thought I’d share it with everyone in 2021

[eridanus-the-void]

YOU DID THIS

[eridanus-the-void]

Ay yo look at this pic I took

Is nice :)

[eridanus-the-void]

Can someone please engulf me into the nightmare that is tumblr please? I cant do it on my own...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[eridanus-the-void]

Gaud, your desire for knowledge is admirable, however, such greed will not come without punishment.

[eridanus-the-void]

Ay yo, real talk...

Is dude gender neutral?

Bcus I think it is...

[wanderingnork]

PEOPLE:

STOP COMING TO TUMBLR FOR NEWS.

There are live updates happening on most major news outlets. Posts circulating on tumblr are behind the times. If you want ACTUAL UP TO DATE NEWS with a minimum of panic and rabble-rousing then check elsewhere.

Yes, this is as bad as it looks. No, a panicky tumblr post does not have all the information. Prefer verifiable facts to social media soundbites.

CNN live updates

NBC live updates

NY Times live updates

CBS live updates

C-SPAN live video feeds (heads up: these are live and I’m not sure what content might be inside—so call this a violent-content warning)

Reuters article (updating but not a live feed)

Additionally, check your state and local news sources. There are related events already happening at the state/local level—it’s equally important for you to know what’s happening close to home. Be informed!

GO TO A REPUTABLE NEWS OUTLET.

[eridanus-the-void]

No

[eridanus-the-void]

Can we go back to being Vikings please?

[westernlariat]

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

[eridanus-the-void]

Bruh