God Erin, You're So Stoopid!

I Love: Friends, good times, funny things, good movies, and music. I Hate: Food with weird textures, spiders, and rude people. I'm a Marching Royal Duke at JMU and a perpetual procrastinator. 

[letoatreides]

John Mulaney but it’s just memes

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[tenya]

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

[tenya]

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

[spooky-catboy-angel]

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

[gizkalord]

Disaster Lineage™ Robe Drop

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[spidey-reids-2003-deactivated20]

MOMA TAKE THIS 

[astronomical-bagel]

“Bad” doodles my ASS

[egberts]

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

[forgamers]

[swingsetindecember]

peter parker will never escape nyc transit 

[ratfuck]

hey that place was in Madagascar

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[testosterowned]

this post teleported me back to 2011

[judgejudyofficial]

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

[firesuns-archive]

[disgracedmilfman]

This is me as hell.

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[toastbutteregg]

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

[paradoxspaceheater]

hallelujah, here i go again

[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

[catchymemes]

[yooo-gehn]

[bluesmoth]

the rest of the bit is so fucking choice

[silly-jellyghoty]

Ok, i need to watch those vids in full

[yo-its-matt]

I think I’m going to make UK Breaking Bad next. I am going to abuse the power of Artificial Intelligence.

[yo-its-matt]

Oi jesse we ‘ave ta cook, ya mad cunt