Me & My Fellings

Messy blog. I share lots of fandom things, random things, stupid things, political things. Don't come @ me for it. 

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[thenatsdorf]

Bff’s from the beginning.

[emmeetslawschool]

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

[teenagerposts]

[prokopetz]

My cats’ new favourite game is to stand on opposite sides of a large room and emit distress cries until I go to see what they want. They never actually need anything other than cuddles – they just want to make me choose who to check on first. I’m pretty sure they’ve made a competition of it.

[freeforaugust]

lmao this is how people decide dog custody on tv shows

[prokopetz]

I’m both amused and disturbed by the suggestion that my cats are trying to decide who gets custody of me.

[merelybeing]

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

I’m dying this is wonderful. 

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[the-glass-dragon]

[assyrianjalebi]

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

[bob-belcher]

Suicide Squad, 2016

[brendenfraser]

[totallyfubar]

Three dimensional characters for the win.

[littleladyraven-deactivated2014]

“It feels better, right?” is the part that gets me, because it explains everything about Flash ever.

[all-da-fandoms]

hi everyone can hate on amazing spiderman all they want but ndklnfklngsksfkjnsn this is how you write a real person

[traincat]

Flash being the first person to approach Peter with the genuine intention of trying to comfort him after Uncle Ben’s death + the allusions to Flash’s incredibly abusive home life that manifests at school because he’s a kid who doesn’t know how to handle his emotions delivered all in four words = good fucking scene, great fucking understanding of both Peter Parker and Flash Thompson.

[just-bears-here]

[lalalindu]

hyvä ja pyöreä….

[just-bears-here]

[bubbleberrih-deactivated2019080]

Pyöreä pikku karhu-pallo. Suloinen karvaturri. Pörröinen pallero. Todella hyvä karhu.

[just-bears-here]

[loganslaugh]

So, this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now, I choose to be, forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

[annabellesacres]

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

[ceescedasticity]

Yeah, this is what an elf would mug you with – a Noldor would have made it themselves, probably, but it’d suit Sindar Aesthetic all right, too.

A hobbit would mug you with a brick in a sock, probably.

[bramblepatch]

Please, a hobbit would mug you with a brick in a potato sack, no self-respecting hobbit owns socks.

[wittyusernamed]

reblogging for the insightful and VERY TRUE statement there

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: We’re going to have to use a color remover to take out the blue pigment, then apply more pigment to allow for the proteins in the hair to adhere to it. Then possibly mix three different types of toners to reach the goal of your natural hair color.

Hairdresser: pretty simple

Me: this is chemistry

Hairdresser: yeah, but people don’t like when we talk that way

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re a mortician?

Me: apprentice

Hairdresser: do you know why formaldehyde is used in clothing?

Me: I didn’t know that was a thing

Hairdresser: I think it’s due to the preserving qualities? But I don’t think that’s right.

Me: It’s not just a preservative, it’s also a disinfectant ‘cause it destroys bacteria as well as their food supply. It’s also a dehydrator. 

Hairdresser: why not just use alcohol?

Me: good question. Formaldehyde is super cheap, so probably to cut costs

Hairdresser: is it really a carcinogen? 

Me: yeah, I’m going to have so much cancer

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re going natural to work at a funeral home?

Me: yeah

Hairdresser: while still in school?

Me: well we work in the funeral homes so we have uuuuh … experience with cases

Hairdresser: you can just say bodies it’s fine 

Me: oh thank god

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Five Minutes Later

Me: yeah so we don’t do autopsies it’s one of my pet peeves

Hairdresser: what if someone wakes up while you’re embalming them?

Me: there’s a huge difference between a living body and a dead one

second hairdresser: I think we should add more toner, but yeah I think rigor mortis would make it pretty obvious

Me: that and being in a fridge for a few days you will be dead by the time you get to us

Hairdresser: I think pumping them full of a carcinogen would help with that

[antique-scarecrow]

your hair is going to look incredible

[onwater-moved]

whites separating themselves from their privilege and making white jokes is so fucking telling about how deeply they willfully misunderstand why poc make fun of whites. we don't joke about white people for the fun of it, it's literally a coping mechanism because you people have given us generational trauma and treat us like shit. racism isn't just something we can shrug off, it's literally imbedded in every single social interaction we have. it is mentally and emotionally exhausting, traumatizing, and deeply hurtful, and i wish whites would gain a little compassion and learn to understand that before they want to make some unfunny joke or reblog a post made by poc for poc

whites can rb but dont clown and dont add anything

[678i0u]

[oikawas]

DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019) dir. Rob Letterman