diagetic as fuck in the club!

[eebie]

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

[cannibalchicken]

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[rockabillywife]

I’m gonna do something meaningful with this pain like make a tumblr post of a song link and a gif that seemingly has nothing to do with the song

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[pudulogy]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

Do Not Fuck With Me.

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[feeblepeon]

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

[bippus]

ㅤ

[feeblepeon]

Will you fuck off?

[tonyalmeida]

[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[mino2aur]

tshirt that says THIS IS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[schmata]

I know what it means to be friends. Friends is when you’re 2 horsies lying down with your necks together and your legs stuck out

[maryfitzroy]