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mothmate

Girl who’s a house

#fav #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

glutko

stark1lling

This image would be so joyous and whimsical but unfortunately it’s exclusively used to discount pro wasp arguments, she could be playing coolmathgames instead and having #somuchfun

wedontneedfeatherstofly

Club-horned Wasp - Sapygidae

lucjan

Illusion of safety

incure

shisasan

Emil M. Cioran, Tears and Saints

toddsolondz

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

elf-friendly

annihilator

juney-blues

does anyone have that one post about dreaming of the snow and the rain,, i think it was by charlottan

venomglandgirl

givelifetoaworld

balaclava-trismegistus

jason statham has begun using the yellow homer simpsons testosterone. soon his muscles begin to grow out of control and his veins bulge. his bench press grows as his body does at an incredible rate. never has jason statham felt so good. his body feels amazing as it grows. one morning jason statham looks in the mirror and is terrified to find he is turning yellow from yellow homer simpsons testosterone. he knew the risks. the doctor said it would be permanent. now jason statham has to feel so good taking yellow homer testosterone forever. as his skin yellows he senses an undeniable desire for donuts. two hairs grow on top of his head and he knows he is yellow homer forever now.

balaclava-trismegistus

yellow homer jason statham posted selfies of his new special transformation onto his blog. the bloggers with bad taste and stupid hair cuts were vicious to him. his yellow homer pussy began to tingle and his big muscles bulged so hard it made him groan. 'why you little' he grunted out of his yellow homer simpson mouth. the normal world was too cruel and didn't understand yellow homer jason statham's yellow homer transformation. it made him happy to do, and made his body feel good. finally after all the movies of kicking men in the head he found what was missing; his skin needed to be yellow like homer. he began to stroke the iconic pair of thick homer hairs on the top of his yellow homer head as his gigantic yellow delts and traps turned even more yellow and became turgid. 'mmmm... duff beer' he mumbled and stormed to his fridge in classic homer simpson style. he opened the door to his green simpsons fridge and it was all of the way full with cans of duff beer which he drank a lot of. he went back into the bath room and took another dose of yellow homer simpsons testosterone to take the edge off after the cruel world seeped into his own little slice of springfield. he thought about the cruelty. how the world doesnt understand his yellow homer simpson life, and because of that, hates him. hates what he is. again, this made his yellow homer simpson pussy begin to tingle. the thought that other people were mad at him for turning into yellow homer excited him. 'woo hoo!' shouted yellow homer jason statham. he broke into classic homer dance. deep down, he loved that they hated him. he would turn as simpson yellow as he possibly could and emulate yellow homer in every aspect of his normal life. with trembling hands he ordered dozens of white polo shirts and gray shoes to replace his entire wardrobe. he sold all of his very nice statham cars for a pink homer sedan. with every aspect of homer emulation his whole body began to tingle. especially his yellow homer pussy. he began to have memories he couldn't place. he knew the location of something. but he didn't know where or what. yellow homer jason statham climbed into his pink homer sedan and began following the directions of his homer memories. with every stop and turn he felt his iconic homer hairs throb on the top of his yellow head. after hours of driving his pink homer sedan to discover his homer knowledge he saw it. finally. yellow homer jason statham knew he had found the life he always dreamed of as a bald jason statham boy watching homer cartoons on his wooden tv. as he slipped on his green simpson jacket and slammed the door of his pink homer sedan he stepped into the light of a glowing sign. yellow homer jason's massive yellow homer muscles throbbed vigorously when he understood the sign and saw his simpson destiny awaiting beyond the sign simply telling him "MOE'S"