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about 12 years ago I saw this video and ever since I’ve tried to find it again and at some point I thought I had dreamt the whole thing because of how extremely fucking weird it is and I finally found it so please watch this extremely cursed video of 2 times oscar winner tom hanks
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Homeless Cat Opens Its Eyes For The First Time In Months, Stuns Everyone With Their Beauty
Cotton the cat was alone on the streets, starving, disease-ridden and close to death. His eyes were scabbed over with mange and he was being eaten alive by mites, finding any kind of food without the use of his eyes was next to impossible. But then his guardian angel arrived.
With lots of care, Cotton has finally opened his eyes
hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence
This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao
He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car
This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.
are you kidding this is my fucking dream car
It’s perfect because no one would be caught dead trying to steal it
I’d just like to point out that the letters on the front bumper say “H-Hewwo!?” if seen in a rear view mirror.
this really is antithetical to everything i stand for. like if you asked me “who are you?” the shortest answer would be showing you this car and assuring you that i would rip the owner apart like a wild chimpanzee given the chance
what is your issue why are you like this
HELEN YOU IRREDEEMABLE SCOLD
GRANT ME RELEASE FROM THIS CURSED VEHICLE AT ONCE
poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
it was pneumonia.
yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.
he shot her point blank
I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over
i hate this fucking website because every time this appears
my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams
I never imagined it would be like that for the english people 😂😂 Much funnier than in Germany. In German it says “While you were sleeping” and I always think that a, sounds a little creepy, and b, assumes I spend every waking moment on here?! 😂
Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?
Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.
Me, again: ok what size do you w-
Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS MARCH 22 AND IM GONNA CRI CUZ ITS MARCH 22
*faint piano entrance to wttbp in the distance*
*SOBB* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”
reblogging for the millionth time
WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN YOU SAY WEDDING
WEDDING
YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG
THE POOR GROOM’S BRIDE IS A WHORE
SHOTGUN
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i’ve only ever seen this is photos. this is a sign.
Can these so called “motivational” speakers stop shifting the blame for widespread unhappiness onto individuals being lazy or ungrateful?..
We live in a society with a fucked up education system. Kids are forced into underfunded classrooms where they’re taught information that they will never use, just so that in a few years’ time they can regurgitate it all onto a sheet of paper, and how well they do on that test determines their values and their entire lives.
We live in a system where adults have to work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week (If not more), in jobs that they hate, for wages that sometimes aren’t even enough to cover basic necessities, and they can’t do anything about it because job security is so low.
Advertisers aim to make you insecure so you buy their product. You try to solve your insecurities, your lack of fulfilment and satisfaction in life by buying more and more products. Nothing works.
You’re constantly tired after so much work. You have little time and energy to pursue your interests. Any time you do rest, you feel like you’re just being lazy and unproductive.
Many people have to choose between pursuing their actual dreams and interests, and being able to pay for food and medicine and rent. Why should this be a choice?
There are more empty houses than there are homeless people.
People are still oppressed because of their race, sexuality, gender, religion…
Our planet might literally become unliveable to our own species.
This is not a case of individuals choosing to be negative. We are living in a system that not only creates unhappiness as a byproduct, but actively benefits from people’s lack of fulfilment and insecurities. We are not to blame. We are right to be upset and angry.
It’s not our attitudes that need changing. It’s capitalism.
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.
you….. you what
“Asexual activist Yasmin Benoit talks to PinkNews about how she realised she was asexual, why the LGBT community needs to be more inclusive, annoying comments people make about asexuality, and why she’s embracing her asexuality as a proud, black model.“
[Yasmin Benoit: You barely see asexual people as it is, let alone a black asexual person.
I am a model and an asexuality activist, and I am an aromantic asexual.
There was never really a time where I didn’t think I was asexual. I noticed when I was about eight and I was in primary school like everyone’s hormones seemed to kick in and all of a sudden the boys and girls didn’t want to just play with each other; they were going out with each other and they fancied each other and I was like, “Alright, what’s this?”
The default is straight so when people would ask me I’d be like “Well I guess I’m straight but I don’t like boys.” And they were like: “Well then you’re probably not straight.” They said: “Well do you like girls?” and I was like “No, I don’t really like anybody.” And they were like: “Well maybe you’re asexual or something?” And I was like “Alright, that sounds good.” So I Googled that and I was like “Yeah, sounds about right.” So when I was about 14, I just started using that word.
I find that most of the time, in my personal life, people just kind of re-interpret it their own way. So I’ll say: “Hey, I’m asexual” and they’ll be like: “Oh ok, so you’re well behaved.” They’ll just switch it. I’ll be like “I’m asexual” and they’ll be like: “Oh, you’ll find the right person, don’t worry” and I’ll be like “That’s not what I said.”
It has nothing to do with being a prude, it has nothing to do with being insecure, and antisocial, and introverted. It has nothing to do with how you look—that’s something I get a lot—people are like: “Oh but you’re good looking, you don’t need to be asexual,” which usually tells me that A) people think that there is an asexual look and that it isn’t a good one, and 2) that asexuality is a choice that people take when they can’t get dates or that they can’t get laid, which is really strange.
One of the benefits of being asexual is definitely that you don’t have to worry about–if you’re aromantic—you really don’t worry about relationship stuff. I know some asexual people do worry about that but I don’t have that problem.
I think that representation is definitely very important because I think the LGBTQIA+ community in general is pretty whitewashed in its representation. That is not only ironic for the community that’s supposed to be so inclusive and diverse if it doesn’t look like that, it’s also counterproductive for minorities that are part of it because it’s kind of seen as being a white thing, which definitely doesn’t help when you are trying to come out and people don’t take it seriously in your community because it’s seen as being this white kid thing.
Even in the LGBTQIA community, I find that people tend to cut out the A or think that the A stands for allies. I notice a lot of the time in organisations or in the media, people only care about the LGBT part and even though they put the plus, they don’t actually acknowledge the plus. But last time I checked the community is about, you know, people that aren’t heteronormative and they don’t fit that and it’s supposed to be inclusive of that. I think that LGBTQIA+ platforms should do a better job of acknowledging what’s in the plus and not just the LGB and the T.]
how do you get those fonts
when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you obsess over
