what’s bonkin’?

jess . 21 . she/her

[ilan]

[apollos-boyfriend]

tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

[apollos-boyfriend]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

genuine tears

[castheology]

is anyone else bi or is it just me and that guy from supernatural

[brazilbabe]

i guess it's just you

[bannedtags]

'submission' is banned too

They literally tag submissions with that automatically I can't with this website

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[mioxenoblade]

Can’t wait for tumblr to roll out tumblr+, the premium web site membership. For only $9.99 a month you can enjoy classic tumblr features such as: a functional web site.

[mioxenoblade]

Since tumblr has hinted at a paid for version in a recent survey, it’s time to bring back my possibly future predicting post.

[mioxenoblade]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 29th of august, 2017.

[deadbeatmaker]

imagine if someone messaged you like “heads up this person made a callout post about you” and then you go to check and it’s behind a paywall lmaoooo

[bauliya]

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[pissvortex]

this is such an insane thing for the president of the united states to say as justification for gun control like literally the least reassuring statement possible

[airsignz]

[omegaverse]

what in the fuck

[pissvortex]

i can’t wait for the episode “iGetCancelled” where tik tok teens dig up a problematic clip from the old iCarly webshow

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

[sapphophallocentrism]

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

[the-x-button]

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

[yo-its-matt]

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

[lesbianshepard]

the prophecy fulfilled at last

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[whythebigpaws]

Dorothy: What are we learning about today, Ms. Frizzle? Ms. Frizzle: We’re learning about gender and orientation, as well as transgender issues! Arnold: Why does your dress say “down with cis?” Ms. Frizzle: Why don’t we get on the bus and find out!