resident procrastinator @essir-png - Tumblr Blog

obligatory introductory thing (warning: is pretty long)

'table of contents', kind of:

sort of about me but i avoid my damn name

extensive fandoms list (probably forever incomplete)

general summary of what the hell i do on this website

sort of about me but i avoid my damn name

hello!!! i don't really have a name i would like to share here so you can just refer to me by my handle, essir-png :)

most of the basic information i don't mind people knowing is on my carrd, but i'll put the main three points i want people to know here:

she/he/they (not in preference order), don't mind any gendered slang

i am a minor so take everything i say with a grain of salt and the knowledge that i am still trying to form strong opinions and views

also i'm australian lol. timezones!

extensive fandoms list (probably forever incomplete)

i've been in a few fandoms over the years (particularly over lockdown) and most of them i don't actively seek out content for but these are all the ones i am still very happy to talk about! :D

please ask if you don't see a certain fandom here and you're wondering if i'm in it, i've forgotten lots lol

[bold = new to/still learning things, blue = currently into/will talk about unprompted and unasked, italics = formerly]

animes: sk8 the infinity | the case study of vanitas

mangas/manhwas: kiss him, not me | kiichi and the magic books

games: genshin impact | i also know bits and pieces of hsr things but i don't actually play it so i'm not going to officially put it here | gacha club (technically it is a game) | harry potter hogwarts mystery (left off around yr3 chap2 and deleted it because phone storage) | rhythm hive

music: vocaloid | kpop (carat, engene, wiz*one, fearnot) | ado | taylor swift

theater: urinetown | six | mr burns: a post-electric play

miscellaneous: somewhat interested in furbies | gibi asmr (asmr in general) | nicky case (does she have a fandom? i'm not sure. but i like her games and her blog posts!)

(this is nowhere near a complete list of my fandoms/interests and i will probably always be adding to this because my memory is ass whenever i need it to do its job)

general summary of what the hell i do on this website

i don't mind if you interact with me with a differing opinion or one that i personally disagree with, unless it's a morally wrong view on a real-life thing. yknow, logical stuff (like "rape is okay"). i would however recommend not interacting with me if you're uncomfortable around swearing or you don't like reblogs (with terribly un-witty commentary and very silly freeform tags) cluttering your dash. because i do a lot of that :D

if i don't share your views and/or opinions and you don't like that/it makes you uncomfortable then please move on.

other than reblogging fandom stuff and making the occasional post about societal things i feel strongly about, i write! i draw (although all my drawings are on my private instagram. but i may start posting my art here if i become more free and i actually get the hang of photoshop LMAO)! i also like to semi-amateurishly play the piano and sing (sometimes at the same time)!

i would say if you have any questions please ask but my ask box is closed because i also get a bit nervous interacting with strangers (as one usually does when they grow up in this damn society). so...idk? if you have a question you can... reblog/reply to this? or really any of my posts. asks are just a lot more intimidating to me. i may reopen them at some point though...

(also, please don't ask me for financial support. i have no money) (all other forms of support that can be done online that i can currently think of i am more than happy to do) (just. no money)

#intro post #blog intro #introducing myself #introductory post #i don't know how to tag this lol #you'd think after being on tumblr for a bit #i'd know #unfortunately i don't #it is very late yet #here i am #making blog posts instead of sleeping #ah well no surprises #edit 7/11: will be reformatting and changing font of this forever #it looks pretty :(#art kid in me coming out

peachfromcmbyn

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

deftism

glacier freeze gatorade

deftism

this should be a tag game actually

@zalex-vamp @dysfunction-central @sauteedskull @ketchup-is-green @surroundthefur @abaddonmustdie and open tags ^_^

ketchup-is-green

almond milk.. I think

@alliterationless-andyxox @glxybld-mustdie @thebitterbeanjuice and anyone who sees this

alliterationless-andyxox

water!!!! for once!!!

@lesterisemo @mitsukiixx @oliverisagaymuggleborn @anonymousdarkfigure

mitsukiixx

TEA

@lesterisemo @oliverisagaymuggleborn @anonymousdarkfigure @failureofchemistry @essir-png

essir-png

i havent touched this site in like a month idk why but full cream milk <3

@oak-and-his-furbies

leonardcohenofficial

off-brand-halloween-ghost

yk what sure why not.

🥚: scrambled or soft boiled

🥩: rare

🥛: skim

🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?

☕: hot chocolate

crystalline-cheeto

oh this is kinda fun heh hope you don’t mind me jumping in para ^^

🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol

🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part

🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it

🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D

☕️: hot chocolate also :3

hehe open tags lol

eldest-daughter-syndrome

🥚: probably hard boiled I guess? I typically eat eggs IN things (e.g. fried rice) so I don’t eat just an egg very often

🥩: medium rare

🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses

🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho

☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY

Tags: @beth-unico-offical @theloverislost @that-one-idiot-11 @actually-a-bread-loaf @andimissmylovergirl and open tags if I forgot anyone :D

whiteraven-cosmere

🥚: I do not like eggs unless they are in something else, but I suppose scrambled eggs or deviled eggs would do fine

🥩: Medium rare

🥛: Whole milk, even though I’m partially lactose intolerant

I don’t drink

☕️: I… don’t like tea… :/

Tags: @rainbowkessem @luxthegenderlessblob @purplezrb @evyyy77 @pal-the-theater-creature @easily-spooked @wiseglyphtitan @towel-offical @thornrose3071 @goblin-offical @offical-anon @stormcloud3 @the-stormwagon @perfection-official @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sunflowersandskulls16 @starlightaura @clownfkr420 @yourunusalartist @raynilikescats @yourl0calqueer @jel-e-ton @no-one-offical @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @someoneverypotter @toa-z-tedjam @yourlocalslugslurper @philconnorz @wwwime @randomaddict1 @inthestripclubstraightupjorkinit @sillyluisseraenjoyer @thealphabard @jinxstimebomb @sayahastoomanyblogs

pal-the-professional-fool

Eggs: anything but soft

Steak: idk why but like. Not red and chewy, idk what it’s called, I just like it more cooked

Milk: Whole, often mix with other stuff because sometimes it randomly disgusts me

Booze: I don’t drink but like. It’s gotta taste good, beer is revolting

Tea: green if it’s hot, with milk and sugar, boba or sweet tea is also good, tbh I’ll try most

@hugosaysfuckyou @be-rich-buy-whatever-you-want @stupidocornetto @ineedmorevat7kinmylife @the-asocial-moth7 @punkeropercyjackson @thehankwithnoname @anomymous2 @kal-eidoscopic @divukuri @eddie-the-rockstar @zanderandtheexistentialcrisis @gayfurbyboi @alocalpizzadruid

hugosaysfuckyou

eggs: over easy

steak: medium rare

milk: um. I don’t like milk?

booze: underage mf lol

tea: camomile but I do love peppermint

@anonymousdarkfigure @hardtobethebardbitch @humblefryingpan @celestialbitch-art @lesterisemo

lesterisemo

Eggs: sunny side up :P

Steak: dont eat it.

Milk: lactose freeeeee (me with my lactose intolerance…)

Alcohol: idk, I like red wine though.

Tea: black with milk (its good trust) :P

@mitsukiixx @oliverisagaymuggleborn @angrychicagoan24 @alliterationless-andyxox @anonymousdarkfigure @rascaltheidiot @justafishboi @1ts-g0nna-b3-d4ngerous

anonymousdarkfigure

@hugosaysfuckyou HOW DARE YOU TAG HIM!??!?!? @lesterisemo we had js been discussing you💔💔

Eggs: estrellados

Steak: ??? idrk what that is

Milk: MY GREATEST ADDICTION.

Alcohol: Tequilaa~!!<## (i don’t like vodka, haven’t had wine)

Tea: MANSANIA/chamomile

mitsukiixx

Siiiiigh anyway

Eggs: Soft boiled

Steak: medium

Milk: ….CHEESE

Alcohol: For now I can only tolerate wine

Hot beverage: Tea. Black tea with 5 sugars

No pressure tag: @essir-png @failureofchemistry @oliverisagaymuggleborn @alliterationless-andyxox

essir-png

egg: scrambled <3

steak: medium well just because i usually feel icky about food that doesn't look fully cooked (yes i know you can eat steak rare)

milk: FULL CREAM COW'S MILK HOE (i havent really had other types of milk </3 </3 and i don't intend to im a super picky eater unless someone pushes food towards me)

alcohol: minor <3 (my parents didn't let me near it as i was growing up so ive never had a single drop of raw alcohol)

hot beverage: HOT CHOCOLATE / MILO RAHHHHH

tags!!! (feel free to ignore): @oak-and-his-furbies @bookdragonwrites

(im aware ive been tagged in a few other things i will get to them when im not running on minimal sleep)

gany-makes

medieval(ish) banner I made! inspired by wizard's keep on youtube :)

(notes + close-ups under the cut)

essir-png

THIS IS SO COOL AAAAAAA

i know nothing about making textile-based art but holee shit the details and patterns are so pretty !!!!! and the little tassels at the bottom omgomgomg

oak-and-his-furbies

i should probably ask you this tomorrow slash wednesday as well but!!

4. favourite 1998 furby colouration? 11. favourite way(s) to play with your furby? 16. if you were a furby which one would you be?

plus like. what is something you would do with a furby if they weren't so expensive besides buy ten million of them

love u my husband mwah

4- kiwi, frog and alligator (i like greens)

11- i like making up stories and lore as well as accessorising. i also like having them around to watch me while i work

16- i recon id be a dragon furby no justification just vibes

extra - MORE CUSTOMS OMG im too scared to mess them up cus their so expensive and i dont have that kinda money

ALSO LOVE U TOO POOKIE <3

essir-png

googled dragon furby and yeah i agree. it's like you when you had blue hair. very dashing

#customs so real #like if i wasn't so broke i'd use the stickers that my kpop albums come with #this is different because stickers are MEANT to be used and serve no other purpose but #ughhh

preposterousray-deactivated2025

list five things that make you happy, then send this to the last ten people in your notifications! no pressure <3

Hmmmm

1. Poe

2. Going outside into nature

3. Yapping

4. The hope of it all

5. The fact Trump is somewhat missing apparently :3

Don't wanna send asks so tags, no pressure of course: @daggerhobbit @lobsterminator @jannahamma @poe-the-failure @shrimpothy @ball-of-insecurities @im--a--cryptid @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast @indecisiveness-incarnate

And uhm, random person, but the ask says last ten people... Hope you don't mind... @bees-with-a-camera

ball-of-insecurities-deactivate

love the idea of turning this into a tag game because you hate sending asks lol

My fren who decided i mattered and wore the gift i made for them

My other fren who draws stuff and does nevermore rp and plays dnd with me

my art

my books (im reading Frankenstein)

the You're Dead To Me history podcast (theyre on bbc radio if u dont like spotify) (i think)

and last ten people are:

@faeprince33 (I'm so sorry stranger) @the-angry-acrobat @preposterousray (prev) @gayfurbyboi @rays-messy-blog (also prev) @dragonoftheshadows @palpalpalpalpalpalpal (I'm so sorry other stranger) @randomcreaturesartstuff (I'm so sorry other other stranger) @fandomtopiaforverr @nickthespaceman (I'm so sorry other other other stranger)

pal-the-professional-fool

It's cool!

1. The books on my shelf I've read

2. The books in my bag I haven't read

3. All my important bracelets, even the tragically missing ones

4. Cargo pants

5. Having the ability to talk to my friends even when I can't see them

@kal-eidoscopic, @heretolurkbutalasitstaken, @weirdo4life13, @bex-inxo, @elclipzis, @disastrousoilthing, @inkandpaintsnowleopard, @lovefrombuffy, @thatoneartist-inthecorner, and @annabelle-creart who for some reason isn't showing up. I only know one of these people lol sorry y'all

kal-eidoscopic

Hiiii

My amazing friends (on here and irl)

My comfort clothes and accessories

My collection of trinkets like buttons, beads etc.

Brownies

My insane TBR pile that I am not taking away from but I am adding to

@humblefryingpan @gilmorenights @psych0t1c-bread @anonymousdarkfigure @silverthief22 @qualityartisanchaos @celestialbitch-art @alliterationless-andyxox (i don't think you allow tagging if I don't follow) @duckyyaps @milo-nellesn1fan

Apologies bc I don't think I've interacted with some of you before but hi!!

alliterationless-andyxox

hey there i didn’t realize you changed your url!! i’m following you now, i thought i was before tho thanks for the tag!!

my friends !! moots, my irl gang, etc they’re all amazing <33

yapping A LOT… you must understand god gave me a mouth that doesn’t close for a reason <3

an outfit that i think my body actually looks good in <33

when i look pretty !!

when i can get up and do things and i actually just feel like me instead of a zombie who’s just doomscrolling and bedrotting all day !1!1

@scoutisemo @anonymousdarkfigure @mitsukiixx @the-pope-offical (sorry but you’re number 4 in my activity i hope it’s ok to tag you 😔💔) @ketchup-is-green @celestialbitch-art @oliverisagaymuggleborn @bad-but-sad-boi @lady-st4rdustt @burntsora-deactivated20203 (sorry we’ve never interacted really but you commented on something in a community lmao) NO PRESSUEE!!!!

mitsukiixx

Yello huzz!

Mindlessly farming materials in genshin impact while screaming singing on the top of my lungs.

My irl gang (long live the harem)

Rewatching my comfort animes:) (or actually just watching anime ig)

Hanging out with my sister

Playing card games with my dad

@alliterationless-andyxox @essir-png @9-5comic @gih7974 @fallenange1ss @oliverisagaymuggleborn @confusionnation5 @only-slightly-sane @scoutisemo @anonymousdarkfigure

(apologies to the peeps who just happened to be in my activity, however this is the price you pay for interacting with my posts)

essir-png

yippee !!!

listening to music (particularly if it's related to my current interest)

dancing even though i'm shit at it

clinging to my friends in the middle of class or as we walk around while hanging out

taking fun little quizzes

eating instant noodles yum yum

no pressure tags!! sorry for tagging if you didn't want to be/if i don't know you :(((: @ohboy-herewegoagain @and-make-it-double @oak-and-his-furbies @gany-makes @antiqua-lugar @angry-glasses @timetomakeanewwish @bookdragonwrites i have eight not ten because i don't do a lot on tumblr nowadays unless i remember it exists

bycharlie

REBLOG YOUR FAVORITE SONG RN!

churliezamp21

either actor by Conan gray or crushing by sombr :)

I had to write it cuz I use Apple Music…

tags: @letterbetter13 @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @bylotlee @obzested @iloverobinbyckley @uhhyupmlb @your-ivy-grows13 @meepmorp1232 @wqndertwins + anyone else

letterbetter13

npt :D

@willfreakbyers @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @bersdolin @qolazz @queer-but-not-here @addibylerstan718 @ieatstarshapedcandy @audii-the-starry-eyed-wise @scroofy-was-here @bylersisendgame7 + anyone! :)

hanboncinnabon

thank you for the tag!!<3

@cosmorom @voidcrumbs @august-shops

@forget-byler-not @felixxalexander @dungeonsanddragons1138 @fatfatgaybitch

@higuysetc @iammilos @messypaintersstuff

dungeonsanddragons1138-deactiva

TY FOR THE TAG💙💛

@cheshire-smiley-fries @frethepotatohunter @lightbulb1980 @fatfatgaybitch @morganisabylershipper @rainewheelerlovesbyler @messypaintersstuff @strangercoco @spartagulosus @willprobablyabandonthissoon @lesbianbyler @eliot-is-dead

addictedtotvshowsss

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG POOKIE!!!!

@eclipsed-duck @ellaaaanutella @wisewheelerbylers @riley-conansversion @messypaintersstuff @bonskidin64 @asserting-my-dominance

eclipsed-duck

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE TAG YOU ARE AMAZING 🫶🫶🫶

@cheshire-smiley-fries @randylastname

I don’t have many friends on here so I don’t really have anyone else to tag 😭

cheshire-smiley-fries

aren't my usual favs, but I've been digging these lately :) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE TAG, LOVES!! 🪻🪻

@felixxalexander @obsessive-little-guy @fallingsinking @messypaintersstuff @skeletors-ass uhmmmmmm OPEN TAGS I CAN'T THINK OF MORE PEOPLE <3

messypaintersstuff

I don’t do these often but I was tagged like six times - thank youuuu

Idk how to make these smaller this is js what it did lmaooo

@frethepotatohunter @mayspurplesoup

Open tags!

mayspurplesoup

I have so many favorite songs but I’ll put the ones I’ve been listening to these last few days

@mimiaomi @messypaintersstuff @autistic-michael-queerler @named-after-a-planet @perhapsanegg @queer-but-not-here @eliot-is-dead @urlocalspider-man @bluemeetsyellowinthewest777 @zarbylerz

maxwhimsy

Omg it changes ever day

@buggycat @fangirlmillz @higuysetc @cerpadeim

cerpadeim-deactivated20250914

Mine literally changes daily i fear

Tags: @grim-hedonism @living-poet-mori @drpeppercreamsodaa + open tags :b

grim-hedonism

tysm for the tag!

Npt: @radio-tsunami @whoskvothe @the-peoples-princess-perry + anyone else!

radio-tsunami-deactivated202512

thank you for the tag!!

npt — @nevvaa @strryspace @choco-chicken + anyone !!

nevvaa

HEHE TYSM TSUNA FOR THE TAGG!!

NPT: @rattytheepatty @way-too-indecisive @selenewowww @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall + anyone else !!

26067

heyy was not tagged but im doing it anyway

been binge listening cabaret by jessie buckley (best sally imo AND irish lets go diva) (i am irish for context)

tags, no pressure: @whosaysthatmurdersnotanart @xoxochb @not-the-moon-not-a-st4r @charliesredtie @charliessaxophone @muselyra + anyone else !!!

not-the-moon-not-a-st4r

THANKS FOR THE TAG @katielk AND @apcqlypse !!

npt ♡: @bbigbrowneyed @rweyes @rwputationn @long-story-short-i-survived11 @wasteofstardust @knighthans @nuwandaa13 @whosaysthatmurdersnotanart @isalikescherriesandblue + ANYONE !!

knighthans

Such a good choice!!

I’m glad other people put two cause I couldn’t have chosen between these two all time favourites

npt: @toastedmooshroom @rascaltheidiot @sadiekaneismysister @kiraandhervibes @mesers-prongs @cornishpadfoot @eatanorange @lumoswolfstar @lilyandpadouttakes @mothwingsmayy @landofshazza @oh-my-lord-its-an-american @bob-ross-is-a-mermaid

rascaltheidiot

THE FRONT BOTTOMS MENTIONED!!!! i love be nice to me omg,, also i can't choose between these two

npt: @zonedallthewayout @noahher @rarespawns @staargazr @scoutisemo @kealynthegreat @anonymousdarkfigure @h0bbes-is-c000l @crowwolf8

workingclasscomic

Love this song

Npt: @oliverisagaymuggleborn @mitsukiixx @angrychicagoan24 @justafishboi @alliterationless-andyxox @anonymousdarkfigure

alliterationless-andyxox

AHHHHH THERES SO MANY PEOPLE WITH COOL MUSIC TASTE 🫶🫶🫶

also are you aware you reblogged with your side blog ?

@ketchup-is-green @oliverisagaymuggleborn @mitsukiixx @anonymousdarkfigure

mitsukiixx

Uuuuuuh yello

I haven't done a tag game in a while holy shit

@oliverisagaymuggleborn @anonymousdarkfigure @essir-png @failureofchemistry

essir-png

seventeen hyperfixation hitting me like a brick and my chinese-speaking ass is obsessed with this song. i listen to this when i have to do my work. i almost have the lyrics down

@oak-and-his-furbies + open tag !!!

#Spotify

owlmaya

this venerable has acquired a kitten (that definitely isn’t my most trusted subordinate)

essir-png

kitten yhj :((( i'm going to eat him (wenren e will kill me first)

#dvawtk

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you teleported to your main special interest! will you survive?

yes

results

Voting ended onAug 20, 2025

wizardarchetypes

NOT THE BUBONIC PLAGUE FOLKLORE OF NORWAY IN 1349 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

gallusrostromegalus

I'm not doing much better at the Deep Sea Hydrothermal Vent bestie.

essir-png

mine switches all the time but currently it's kpop so. if i fix my shit stamina and mental health i should be good 👍

#this would destroy me physically and mentally #why do i have to have a realistic and modern main interest man

homunculus-argument

When I was a kid, I didn't know trans men existed. I thought that nobody actually likes being a girl, that's just something that unfortunately happens to you, and you just gotta suck it up and pretend to be happy about it. Something vaguely about how it'd be shameful to admit you'd rather be a man because that's not The Feminist Stance, you just gotta grit your teeth and endure that shit and insist that you prefer it that way.

When I first learned that female-to-male transitioning even exists at all, my first thought was to wonder "why hasn't every woman done this?" How has this been kept secret so well that all women haven't flocked to transitioning if that's a thing you can do?

It was only over years that it actually sunk in that yeah no, women really do just want to be women, like genuinely. For the first 12 or 13 years of my life I wasn't aware that trans men exist, but in a more vague and unaware sense, I did not believe that cis women exist.

essir-png

fuck i don't think i'm cis