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AU where Akechi survives, but ends up with a spinal injury/in a wheelchair due to the events in the engine room.

He is still learning to adjust and come to terms with it at the time of the story's end.

#persona 5 #au #spoilers #akechi goro #another idea inspired by a case im working on #yoy dont appreciate what you have until listening to someone describe wjat it is like to go through this #and I also feel like physically maiming this man instead of outting him in limbo may be an interesting story beat

I fear my boss is taking the corporate slavery joke too far. Dude just got a location with a weird dog kennel addition and spent today talking about plans to use said kennels as cubicles.

#this is the same guy who refers to me as girl and slapped me for trying to clean my glasses #and the odd errands #bloody hate the whole drive 1.5 hours with no notice thing #apparently the kennels will make great prebuilt cubicles #when I said corporate life was modern indentured servitude I didn't mean yall could put me in a cage #im hoping the place that said they planned to schedule a skills test with me gets back to me soon #because holy shit exec/personal assist for crazy men with businesses in 4 countries is not worth it #the property/business manager who acts as his representitve when he is not around is cool as hell tho

captainkirkk

What they don't tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn't accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you're further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started

#when the werewolf bloody drops the whole vegetarian thing on you mid story and you now have to alter plans

AU where durge and Gortash have a kid together so Gortash gets stuck with a feral little bhaalspawn at his own coronation.

#baldurs gate 3 #spoilers #bhaalspawn #dark urge #enver gortash #it is what he deserves #a child with the particular skills of Gortash and Durge would be utterly terrifying #and would probably makes traps to brutally kill nannies by the age of 3 #yall think this kid would be able to pull off acting civilized for even 2 seconds?#nah #this is the child of TWO chosens #one of which is a pure bhaalspawn and the other is am artificer turned politician #there is no way in hell this kid wouldn't terroize the shit out of everyone

Wanting to cosplay Isobel Thorm is suffering.

I have been working on drafting the sewing pattern for 3 weeks now and I'm still absolutely hating how it looks.

I just want a pretty coat :(

That I may or may not wear at random because it is so pretty and I'm making part of it detachable for the sole purpose of passing it off as a normal coat.

#isobel thorm #cosplay #pattern making #i promise I don't suck at this #i am just incredibly picky and have awkward measurements

"A Snapping Sound" still lives rent free in my head.

I'd be rich if I put a quarter in a jar every time something has reminded me of or made me want to reread this masterpiece of a story.

#a snapping sound #snapping sound #very few things haunt my butt like this one did #literally every single cemetery wingtip pair of shoes some antique items or mentions of missing people cases involving certain things #heck I passed a specialty tobacco shop the other day and the smell made me think of it #incredibly impressive since I read a few fanfics a day and this is the only one that actually stuck with me like tbis #deserves so much more recognition and love because holy hell #danny phantom

rosesradio

why do you not ship a toxic ship?

fandom is escapism to me & i like to keep things light

it feels “illegal”/immoral to ship such things

i haven’t found a toxic ship that interests me

multiple of these

other/i’m bald/infinitely nuanced answer

i DO ship toxic ships/show results

Voting ended onJul 7, 2024

*toxic in this context is an umbrella term for anything considered unhealthy in an irl relationship (examples: age gap, power imbalance, incest, general toxicity, etc.)

*elaboration in the tags is appreciated but please be respectful of others or you’ll be blocked, thank you!

#maybe?????#do age gaps count when fantasy races with different lifespans get involved???#specifically referring to elves in works where elves reach maturity at a much later age than other races #and when they are yoyng elves #i wouldn't ship a 300yo elf with a 20yo human #but an 70yo elf with a 30yo human in a world where the elf is considered to be early 20s by human standards??? yes #the numbers weirded me out at first but then I started looking at some of these pair maturity-wise and they seem to match up in age #or even with the human leaving the elf behind to act more mature/older over time #so you end up with a senior human who has slowed down still with an elf who is still stuck in their 20s.#but then again more time for experience and respectinf those older than you gets drilled in to a lot of people #so i don't even know if this counts or not #interracial ships in fantasy can get messy af #now tha ancient god selecting a random 20yo woman to be his immortal bride is something I do not ship #rest of those are a big no #i feel like I'm overthinking things here

I wonder how a modern with magic AU would treat Bhaalspawns.

Like, would they be required to register? Would they be locked away to prevent them from becoming murderers the second their lineage became known? Killed on the spot for being born to a murder god? Is there some sort of government department or social worker group in charge of keeping track of them/their actions? Can a Bhaalspawn sue for discrimination if a place won't hire them because of it? Are there bhaalspawn support groups that are basically just family reunions? Would they receive extensive training on how to control their urges? We know not all Bhaslspawn are evil, but the amount that ended up way too murdery for the public to be comfortable with kinda ruins it for the ones who resist.

This raises the same questions as a possible support systems for vampires open about their condition would.

#dnd #bhaalspawn #bhaalspawns #modern au #dark urge

Wild magic fits so well for a durge character

Used to control a temple, now can't even control their own magic (or themselves)

#dark urge #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #i mean this in general that I like tjos concept #Ive been thinking about planning my next durge while doing my astarion origin and I think I found the class.

Okay, but Halsin, Jaheira, Minthara, and Astarion all taking one look at an Elf dark urge and immediately going "I can influence that"

So all 4 of the older Elves in the party end up being like a divorced couple that can't agree on how to raise their kid.

#dark urge #i know durge is an adult and the other elves recognize them as at least being physically an adult #but considering lore surrounding bhaal I headcanon durge to be between 35-50 at the oldest #and without memories to give them experiences to base things on when making choices #i could see the older elves and half elves trying to guide them #only astarion and minthara are encouraging violence #and halsin and jaheira are trying to nudge them toward good decisions #and it is a full out war trying to get a single Elf with amnesia to do what each of the 4 thinks is best for them #like nudge nudge I am 200 years older than you and wiser we should kill the clown #or hey trust me you want to befriend the displacer beast trying to eat your face. she is a part of nature “)#astarion over there trying to convince them to rob a temple #and jaheira is giving advice on how to raise kids only we know how Jaheira is with her own kids so the advice probably sucks #astarion #halsin #minthara #jaheira #baldurs gate 3

abyssalaerlocke

Blank Slate

Astarion converting in hopes Shar will take his memories too

#ouchhhhh #why would you do this to me op #astarion #good stuff

bingbong-polls

Does Astarion have bodily functions?

Yes

No

Other

Results

Voting ended onApr 16, 2024

yes i am asking. im asking the real questions. sorry to everyone ive decided that the people need to know

#depends on what function and how much blood he has had to drink recently #heaetbeat and a need to breathe is a no #vomiting if he eats something bad is a yes #bleeding blushing etc is dependent on feeding #and what comes in has to come out sooooo #he still mimics breathing to fit in with the living and for talking purposes he just doesn't need it #reproduction is canonly a yes for vampires under specific circumstances #aka while super wellfed and only with the living to make dhampirs

Is Astarion more or less likely than the rest of the party to get heatstroke?

More likely

Less likely

Why is this a question?

Just want to see results

Voting ended onApr 6, 2024

#astarion #on one hand maybe it is easier to do because his normal temperature is so low due to the whole undead thing #on the other hand maybe some weird vampire magic just keeps him nice and cold to the touch #or maybe his body just straight up doesnt care what temperature it is at so hed be perfectly fine if heated up to the temperature of the sun

I wonder if vampires ever suffer from starvation-based erectile dysfunction

#vampires #the places my mind go when bored at work #this thought happened specifically because of Astarion Ancunin's backstory #astarion #astarion ancunin #i mean probably disproven by how cazador treated his spawn #but also how far does vampire control go #i have a theory for another franchise involving how dhampirs are created that goes into horror vampires can control bodily functions aspect

sorryseraphim

yeah he is young handsome man with a quick and easy smile, what about it

I just got inspired by Kressa and the dark urge and it may have led to something I am both itching to show off AND immensely regretting writing.

#dark urge #baldurs gate 3 #kressa bonedaughter #maybe the real dark urge was the accidental erotic vivisection fics we made along the way #i mean now that kressa has me thinking of it holding someones still beating heart while knowing you could just crush it if you wanted to #is kinda hot?#look it just spewed out and now I'm staring at my first fic in a decade feeling accomplished and deeply disturbed

Durge going to meet other people who were fucked by Gortash only to realize it is a support group for people fucked OVER by Gortash and now things are extremely awkward.

#durgetash #enver gortash #the dark urge #dark urge #baldurs gate 3 #durge just wanted to kill the competition and compare techniques for their banite #and now they are stuck listening to karlach rant about being sold to zariel and other people he has wronged #durge probably ends up getting off on this anyway

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