“how can i be a camera”
Today's Document
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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RMH
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Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap

izzy's playlists!
sheepfilms
cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Stranger Things

pixel skylines

JVL

#extradirty
Claire Keane
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@estuporious
“how can i be a camera”
i love it :((
𝐁𝐑𝐆: 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑
Riddler: Riddle me this, bitch.
Y/N: ¿Can we talk about my day?
Riddler: Fuck your day.
A random civilian: What the-
Y/N: *running down the street while covering their ears*
Music Meister: *chasing them while singing-screaming 'My type'* ¡YOU-YOU-YOU'RE JUST MY TYPE, OH YOU GOT A PULSE AND YOU ARE BREATHING!
𝐁𝐑𝐆: 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄
𝐁𝐑𝐆: 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎.
𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐘
Homelander: I want you to milk me.
Y/N: ¿Can we talk about my day?
Homelander: Fuck your day.
*After Homelander and Y/N had sex*
Homelander: That was great.
Y/N: Yeah..
Translucent: I can also confirm that.
Y/N, running away while laughing: BEN I'M SORRY!
Soldier Boy, storming out of the room with hello kitty stickers on his face and butterfly clips in the hair: ¡COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Homelander: You're the only person that literally understands me, you're honest and never hide me anything and i really love you for that, you mean a lot to me.
Y/N: *Is about to pass out due to his tight embrace*
Homelander: Awww, i love you too!
Y/N:
Homelander:
Y/N: ¿Can i have personal space?
Homelander: I AM your personal space.
Y/N: Last night i felt something crawling through my body..
Butcher: ¿Depression?
Frenchie: ¿Your past?
MM: ¿Remorse?
Hughie: Sorry, that was me trying to cuddle with you.
Soldier Boy with Y/N glued to his leg: Hey Butcher.
Butcher: Hey-
Soldier Boy, taking Y/N by the back of their shirt and raising them like a fookin animal: ¿CAN YOU COLLECT YOUR GODDAMN CHILDREN?-
can i request gotham! victor fries with a s/o that is smaller than him (like oswald but a little bit more smaller) btw i love your writing ♡
YES anon you absolutely can. victor my absolute beloved. <3
gotham!victor fries w/shorter!s/o
he likes the height difference, pal. and he's gonna make that clear, except he's much more subtle about it than, say, zsasz, who would be a MENACE about it
he'll pat you on the head if you're that much shorter than him
and he does look down at you with this kinda smug expression on his face, but if you confront him about it he's suddenly a Little Guy who's never done anything wrong in his life
he can pick you up and will do it if you're being difficult about something
and victor is, above all, a very big fan of leaning down to kiss you (or having you go up on your tip-toes to kiss him)
this was so cute!!! UGH. i hope you liked it, anon!
I'm melting-
Jake: ugh, ¿why is so hot in here?
Y/N:
Y/N: HEY I KNOW YOU ARE HOT BUT WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF?!