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Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

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im obsessed w this take

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Lestat tells him to kill himself and Salamander draws him being hit by a bus and then Armand has Larry kill himself by being hit by a train.

Never let anyone tell you Armand isn’t the funniest character in this show.

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Went on twitter again, instantly regretted it, but this made me laugh

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Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

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Daniel Molloy harbinger of Divorce

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by the way i hope joseph potter is getting his tens because holy shit his acting as nicolas is soooo absolutely incredible. i was near-giddy every time he was on the screen. and the breakdown he had before and during the chopping off of his hand? gods....incredible performance, i cant wait to see more of him. i wish we could've seen his death scene but im hoping we'll get to see more of him as vampire outside of hallucinations.

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thinking about louis and armand again. they lived 77 years together. my grandparents are celebrating 53 this year and they are practically telepathic. so coordinated, never separated. it makes me nauseous to think about. "drawing numbers on each other's backs and pretending to guess them wrong." yeah, because no matter how much pain and resentment there is between two people, spend enough time together and you'll grow attached regardless. small gestures come to mean so much. the pressure on a shoulder to calm the other down, finishing each other's sentences. "keep selling it." no one wants to buy it because it's hard won knowledge that only reveals itself through time and patience. such an impossibly fragile a thing to persist.

and now seeing how lost they are, you can imagine the type of rafter they were for each other. people like to focus on the negative aspects of their relationship, but sail 77 years through the madness and the beauty and you'll grow fond of the sea all the same. this has to count for something, even for a vampire?