yo

20s, she/her. Very into those hockey boys. Terminal dog enthusiast.

[ilyasmole]

i found this image on pinterest yesterday and my first thought was "why is he dressed like a gay gnome" and my second was "i feel like leo ilyasmole would appreciate this"

so. here he is

GAY GNOME JFHDSUFD PLEASE I LOVE HIS SNL PHOTOSHOOT SO MUCH the whole thing is So him just clowny and camp and weird and ughghvgyugh i love it

this one's my fave:

[elokitties]

my high shane is not touchy feely he’s going nonverbal and eating an entire box of ritz crackers

[maxgraydraws]

[ellisonwongparty]

i'm bored so i'm gonna make some sweeping generalizations.

i feel like most people can be split into two groups: shane coded ilya fuckers, and ilya coded shane fuckers. to be clear that's you identify with shane, and want to fuck ilya. or you identify with ilya, and want to fuck shane.

but then like..... to complicate things....

there's also shane coded shane fuckers.... rare and peculiar. ilya coded ilya fuckers.......?????!!! someone call security.........

[huliajelena]

it should give us a chance to get to know each other

more versions under the cut because i can‘t decide on a favourite

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

x

[hudconpoetssociety]

A lifetime of discomfort and fatigue. All along, I just needed you near me.

[monlvssnoopy]

i loveee reading about shane giving ilya the most expensive gifts, because yeah, that’s his man, and if he wants a vintage alfa romeo type b, he is going to get it for him, that’s what he deserves and nobody can afford him the way shane does (and it also helps that ilya will go “my husband got this for me, my husband bought a vintage car just because, my husband, my husband”)

[catalpa-waltz]

Toms and hounds!!! What hast we here, behold, thrice-damned glories!!

[hudcon-and-on-and-on]

Hudson holding on to Connor like he might get away

[themoonandmyman]

Ser Ilya voice Verily my countenance appears on the tournament’s banners

[scartafacci]

hudson williams and connor storrie: oh no we accidentally took care of that wretched height difference bullshit problem that plagued the book and made the story 350% better in ways people will speak of for years to come how will we EVER live with ourselves

source (35:00)

[shaneposting]

‘behold. may i introduce ilya. of house rozanov. he hath travelled to this land on a visit. and we are-‘

‘courting’

‘nay, ilya, your words turn the bile of all who hear them’

[hollanovstunamelt]

My fav thing about the aftermath of heated rivalry is that the people of Hollywood saw this show made by queer people, about queer people, with love, hope and a happy ending FOR queer people and said

“Mmhh yes hockey, the audiences want hockey”

[penandinkprincess]

BRO I went literal months using normal condoms with no issues and then bam - allergic. I was with the same person through this and he had the gall to be like maybe you just didn’t realise the other times. Excuse me sir that is not how that works. Anyway point being you can totally develop these things. Though I am already sad for Shane having his set safe things he can enjoy and one day something he is totally okay with betrays him

i'm so sorry because that's so frustrating, but imagining your face after being told that maybe you just didn't notice is cracking me up.

and GOD, he can't even escape allergies while FUCKING??? in his PERSONAL TEMPLE?????

it might actually break him i'm ngl

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

(married ilya rozanov voice) where are car keys hollander you’re getting me wasted on margaritas and triple dipper

[penandinkprincess]

Omg I know it may not be as realistic because surely it would come up before in his life but I can’t stop thinking about the latex allergy only been found out at the first serious hook up

GOD the idea of shane not thinking about condoms being latex until it is Immediately Fucking Relevant